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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PaulR
PaulR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, someone told me earlier that he got some information from you
You: He said that someone told him it wasn't gay if the balls touched
PaulR: I see, is there anything I can search for you on this matter?
You: Well, not really I want to complain, I took my friends advice in good faith
You: and during "activities" the balls ended up touching, and now people are telling everyone else
PaulR: We'll I can't really help with that matter, the information was via a 3rd party and not us
You: But the thing is, my community has completely blanked me now, theyre all saying im a homo
You: I cant even go to the shop to get milk without someone making remarks about my anus
PaulR: Well those people don't sound very nice, perhaps you should explain what happened to them
You: Well thats the thing, they're all scared they will catch "queer" from me.
You: The thing is, im not gay and they cant catch it from me.
PaulR: You do realise that homosexuality isn't actually a disease, you cant catch it
You: Actually you can, my friend mark went to a working mans club and came home with an itchy arse
You: 3 days later he moved out of his house and in with some men, and now he wears tight leather
PaulR: I see, if your not in need of any search help then im unsure of what I can do for you
You: Ok, what I need to find out about my original query, is it normal to bleed after having gay sex
PaulR: I thought you said you weren't gay
You: O SHI-
You: Fuck you you homophobe bastard.
PaulR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

hahahaha loller irl
Old 11-10-2006, 09:03 AM Entropy is offline  
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this one is not biting

tatus: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SharonF
SharonF: Welcome to ChaCha!
SharonF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: ta much
SharonF: What information can I help you find?
You: im after laws concerning rifles in th euk
SharonF: I can help with that. Please give me just a few minutes to search.
You: ta
You: the longer th erange the better
You: ta
SharonF: I can find some more sites if you would like them
You: that would be cool
SharonF: Are those sites helpful?
You: ta im also looking for a book Repository near downing street
SharonF: Sure. Let me see if I can help with that.
SharonF: I'm not seeing any on Downing Street
You: anything with a good vantage point would be good
SharonF: Very amusing. Is there anything else that I can help you with?
You: naw im cool ta

im off home to try some more
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:07 AM 6x9e42 is offline  
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ARGH

I just managed to get one of them to find me a london bus timetable then I asked her to find me some bomb making instructions, I accidentally closed the tab before I copied it to the clipboard tho

yea i think i got banned for asking a similar question
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wasnt pangea 2000 years ago?

lol thats uber, steve. -bd0t
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:12 AM ubersteve is offline  
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these keep getting better, i wish i wasnt still banned though :sadpanda:
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:14 AM leetsauce is offline  
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StarDeath13
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyW
You: hi amy
AmyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: im looking for isajeep.
AmyW: Hi how may I assist you?
You: have you heard f these?
AmyW: No problem one moment while I search that for you,
You: ok,ty
AmyW: No this is the first time I have heard of it.
You: hmmm,odd
You: is it a person or a group?
You: like "flock of isajeeps"?
AmyW: Were those results sufficient?
You: hmmm so isajeep a person or group?
AmyW: A person
AmyW: and a group
You: oh i c.
You: isajeep IS BLACK?
AmyW: I found two different results for it
AmyW: The person is
You: dannnng i didnt know that.
You: what should i feed him?
AmyW: Can I assist with anything further?
You: yeh, feeding habits of an isajeep?
AmyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-10-2006, 09:15 AM StarDeath13 is offline  
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StarDeath13
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chrisw
chrisw: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi chris
chrisw: Hello
chrisw: How can i help
You: i found an isajeep on the side of the road,mabey homeless and i wonder what i should feed it?
You: do they eat weeds?
chrisw: What is a isajeep
You: they really shouldnt let these things run wild like this.
You: im not really sure but thats what my friends called it.
chrisw: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: its small and furry and dark colored and makes funny babling sounds.
You: OMG isajeep is black?
You: so its a human?
chrisw: Thats what it shows
You: hmmm you think i should give him chicken?
You: it doesnt mention in the link.
You: oh the link too general gayhem explains alot.
You: i think this one does eat chicken.
chrisw: Are these results sufficient?
You: ummm one more question.
chrisw: Yes
You: does it say anything about isajeeps affection for tv's?
chrisw: Let me look
You: ok ty.
chrisw: Just in gen. sorry
chrisw: Tv that is!
You: ok ty,i hope he dont try and steal my womens and tvs tho.
chrisw: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: ty ill try and give him some chicken and let him loose.
chrisw: ok bye
You: bye
chrisw: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
chrisw: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-10-2006, 09:24 AM StarDeath13 is offline  
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Shorik
 
You: like "flock of isajeeps"?

Old 11-10-2006, 09:35 AM Shorik is offline  
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rebecca just helped me out, http://underground.chacha.com/guide_...jpg?1162772757


VenitaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: sup Venita?
VenitaD: Hi! What type of information are you looking for on The Office?
You: have you ever seen "the office"?
VenitaD: Yes! Every week
You: i love pam and jim so much, i hope someday to find such a wonderful connection with a person
You: have a good day!
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:35 AM ShoelessOne is offline  
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rebecca just helped me out, http://underground.chacha.com/guide_...jpg?1162772757


VenitaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: sup Venita?
VenitaD: Hi! What type of information are you looking for on The Office?
You: have you ever seen "the office"?
VenitaD: Yes! Every week
You: i love pam and jim so much, i hope someday to find such a wonderful connection with a person
You: have a good day!
What the fuck, you can see their pictures and shit?!
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:37 AM _adam is offline  
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What the fuck, you can see their pictures and shit?!

yeah, it's a bit unsettling

anyway, this is funny:

isajeep:
Insulting slang term for black people. Origin is from a black person who used the handle "isajeep" on genmay.com, a popular website for suburban children who have never met a black person.
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:38 AM ShoelessOne is offline  
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:00 AM IronMonkey is offline  
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Exox
 
I'm not as creative as you guys:

Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaD
RebeccaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Rebecca
RebeccaD: Hello!What would you like to know about a restraining order?
You: I need to know exactly how to get one put on someone, and how they can be enforced
RebeccaD: What state are you looking for information in?
You: California
RebeccaD: Sure thing, one moment please and I will have somne information for you.
You: ok, do you need to know my current situation, will that effect whether or not I can get the restraining order put on this weirdo
RebeccaD: Well you will have to go in front of a judge and the judge will decide all that.
RebeccaD: Here is a bit of information to look over. I will search for California specific. One moment please.
You: This dude's been following me around for a few weeks now and he keeps writing me weird notes and stuff
You: Is that enough of a reason?
You: If not, i'm gonna have to take the baseball bat to his ass
RebeccaD: Just make sure to keep the notes for proof.
You: Or I could hit him with my car, which do you recommend?
RebeccaD: I wouldn't thinkg that would be a good idea : )
You: it's really starting to piss me off. I dont want my wife or kids to get involved in this. I'd rather end it fast
RebeccaD: The site I just sent explains civil harrassment and what can be done.
You: I guess a hit and run in my car would be easier.
RebeccaD: Then you would involve them if you got in trouble. I wouldn't advise it. Let the courts handle it.
You: Or I could rent a car and do it, even better!
RebeccaD: : )
You: Can you get me a link to a rental car company in California?
RebeccaD: I am sorry, you will need to conduct a new search for that.
RebeccaD: Are these results sufficient?
You: what sort of car do you think would be best. Something fast and sporty for a quick getaway? Or something bigger, like a Jeep, to make sure I take him out
You: Yeah, these are good for the restraining order I guess. You sure you cant help me with the cars?
You: If I paid you, could YOU kill him for me instead?
RebeccaD: Yeah, I don't think so!!!!
RebeccaD: I'm not a hitman , just a ChaCha guide.
You: Money isn't a problem, I run a big real estate company. Name your price
RebeccaD: Anything else I can help you with on this Topic?
You: Can you get me a link with info on how long i'd spend in jail if I got caught
RebeccaD: I would suggest you start a new search for your other questions. Thank you for using ChaCha and have a wonderful day!!
RebeccaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
And for everyone that has been banned for asking 'abusive' questions (myself included); go to http://translate.google.com and translate www.chacha.com from English into English.
You can carry on asking questions, but you can't see any of the links they get for you, what a shame
Old 11-10-2006, 11:02 AM Exox is offline  
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I'm not as creative as you guys:



And for everyone that has been banned for asking 'abusive' questions (myself included); go to http://translate.google.com and translate www.chacha.com from English into English.
You can carry on asking questions, but you can't see any of the links they get for you, what a shame



omg
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:18 AM leetsauce is offline  
#238  

Shorik
 
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Originally Posted by Exox View Post
I'm not as creative as you guys:



And for everyone that has been banned for asking 'abusive' questions (myself included); go to http://translate.google.com and translate www.chacha.com from English into English.
You can carry on asking questions, but you can't see any of the links they get for you, what a shame

doesnt work for me
Old 11-10-2006, 11:36 AM Shorik is offline  
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doesnt work for me

It works for me - using IE, if that makes any difference.

You dont have to translate it from English to English, choose whatever language and "Search with Guide" as normal.
Old 11-10-2006, 11:42 AM Exox is offline  
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