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JLowry
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Status: Connected to guide: RHONDAG
RHONDAG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HELLO
RHONDAG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I am looking for someone to go back in time with me.
You: This is not a joke.
You: Can you help me?
You: They will be paid after we get back.
RHONDAG: I will try to find sites where others want the same thing
You: Tell them their safety is not guaranteed.
RHONDAG: ok
You: I have only done this once before.
RHONDAG: really and you got back eh?
You: Of course I have, they need to bring their own weapons.
RHONDAG: wow...for real?
You: This is not a joke.
RHONDAG: I know
You: Well thanks rhondag
RHONDAG: Your very welcome
RHONDAG: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: You're*
RHONDAG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Old 11-10-2006, 06:05 PM JLowry is offline  
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Overconfidence
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I just had rhondag, she's useless.

edit:

Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RHONDAG
RHONDAG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Ms. G
RHONDAG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
RHONDAG: May I ask what field your copper plate projectiles applies to?
You: weapons/explosives
RHONDAG: yes, I was thinking bullets..thank you
RHONDAG: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
RHONDAG: am I close with that one?
You: Hmm
You: Well
RHONDAG: still searching
You: It was something like.. a metal tube with one end capped off, and a bunch of explosives inside. then omar put a copper disk on one end, and blew up the stuff inside, and it shot off and blew a big hole in the wall
RHONDAG: whoa...ok
You: yeah
You: it's supposed to shoot off at like 25km/s, I hear it can blow a hole in the side of a humvee
You: but I don't know exactly how to make one =/
RHONDAG: that last site might be helpful
You: no, it's not a bullet, it's just a flat plate
RHONDAG: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
RHONDAG: that last one talks of a flat plate but you must be bright if you can figure out those drawings phew!
You: hmm
You: none of those are relevant at all
RHONDAG: I will be happy to transfer you to another guide who may have better luck
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EmilyW
EmilyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
EmilyW: How are you tonight?
You: I'm alright
EmilyW: Good. What can I help you with tonight?
You: I'm trying to find a type of weapon that involves a steel tube with one end capped off and a bunch of explosives inside. the other end has a copper disk on it, and when you blow it up, the copper flies off
EmilyW: Ok let me see what I can find for you
You: alright great
EmilyW: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
EmilyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Bitch ditched me

Nobody wants to help me make IEDs

Last edited by Overconfidence; 11-10-2006 at 06:21 PM..
Old 11-10-2006, 06:10 PM Overconfidence is offline  
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leetsauce
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Status: Connected to guide: RHONDAG
RHONDAG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HELLO
RHONDAG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I am looking for someone to go back in time with me.
You: This is not a joke.
You: Can you help me?
You: They will be paid after we get back.
RHONDAG: I will try to find sites where others want the same thing
You: Tell them their safety is not guaranteed.
RHONDAG: ok
You: I have only done this once before.
RHONDAG: really and you got back eh?
You: Of course I have, they need to bring their own weapons.
RHONDAG: wow...for real?
You: This is not a joke.
RHONDAG: I know
You: Well thanks rhondag
RHONDAG: Your very welcome
RHONDAG: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: You're*
RHONDAG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Old 11-10-2006, 06:28 PM leetsauce is offline  
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SpaceMonkey
 
I'm still b7, someone ask why does fish has no blood.
Old 11-10-2006, 06:32 PM SpaceMonkey is offline  
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DeadAtTheWheel
 
I cleared all my cookies that had chacha in them, let me straight in
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:51 PM DeadAtTheWheel is offline  
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Overconfidence
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Quote:
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I'm still b7, someone ask why does fish has no blood.
Clear your cookies, then it'll work

edit: Pretty sure someone already did it, but just for you-

Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelaS
AngelaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngelaS: Hello!
You: Hey!
AngelaS: Let me see what I can find for you on this topic.
You: Okay great.
AngelaS: It seems they do have blood.
AngelaS: Are these sites ok for you?
AngelaS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: why does fish has no blood
You: fish does not has blood!!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AnthonyA
AnthonyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey.
AnthonyA: HI there how can I help you today?
You: Why does fish has no blood?
AnthonyA: Sure.
AnthonyA: Let me see what I can find for you.
You: Okay, great.
AnthonyA: You want to know why fish have no blood is that right?
You: yes, why fish has no blood.
You: all of those say fish has blood
AnthonyA: Fish do have blood.
You: NO
You: FISH HAS NO BLOOD
AnthonyA: you right
You: I know
You: But why???
AnthonyA: But why what?
You: WHY DOES FISH HAS NO BLOOD????
AnthonyA: Not sure what kind of fish your talking about.
You: all fish
AnthonyA: Have a good evening.
AnthonyA: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AnthonyA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Old 11-10-2006, 07:48 PM Overconfidence is offline  
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jackal
 
CindyG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Cindy!
CindyG: Hello...are you looking for general info about John Jacob?
You: I want to know if John Jacob's last name is.
CindyG: One moment...
You: because thats my name too
CindyG: Here you go...
CindyG: Are these results sufficient?
You: wow!
You: WE *DO* have the same name!
You: that explains why whenever we go out, the people always shout.
You: ""There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."
You: DAH DAH DAH DAH
CindyG: People actually do that?
You: fuck you bitch - dont judge
CindyG: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck you bitch dont judge)




HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Holly! How are you.
HollyS: I'm good. You?
You: great
You: You're family must love christmas decorations.
HollyS: lol. Yes.
You: My cat always eats the holly
HollyS: I thought Holly was poisonous!
You: It is - I've had to replace my cat three times.
You: I want to know about hickory dickory dock.
HollyS: Well, okay. Anything in particular about Hickory Dickory Dock?
You: Well - I want to know WHY the HELL mouse ran up the clock.
HollyS: I could actually tell you something quite interesting about that.
You: well tell me, that *is* what you're here for.
HollyS: I took a linquistics course in college where we studied ancient languages.
HollyS: Hickory Dickory Dock is apparently very close to an ancient numberic system, for ten eleven twelve.
HollyS: So it would make sense that the mouse was running up the clock, since counting that way would be going up the clock face.
HollyS:
You: wow - I was just kidding about the whole mouse thing - I dont really care.
HollyS: lol. Linguistics is actually pretty interesting.
You: So it's a conspiracy then? Are the jews in on this? Are you telling me they control the number system too?
HollyS: I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at?
You: You're the fucking linguistics major, you tell me
HollyS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fucking)
HollyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:57 PM jackal is offline  
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The Hippo
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SeanE
SeanE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey sean
SeanE: Hi how are you?
You: good
You: you're a cool guy, right?
You: so you know about cool things? because i could use some cool things.
SeanE: yeah
You: i really need some cool things.
SeanE: like what?
You: whatever.. i'm not sure what's cool anymore
You: back in my day, it was MC hammer pants!
You: you dig?
SeanE: yeah
You: sweet.
SeanE: so you want me to find some cool clothes?
You: well, i was thinking more along the lines of animals
You: like, are porcupines in at the moment, or what? i don't think cats are.
You: and if they are, where can i get one?
You: because my friend bill has one
You: and it's rad
SeanE: chinchillas are in at the moment
You: alright, that's about enough
You: thanks!
SeanE: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


wtf.
Old 11-10-2006, 08:17 PM The Hippo is offline  
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electric!sheep
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferW
JenniferW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
JenniferW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I'm trying to find the wizard of oz. People tell me to follow the yellow brick road. Where is it and where does it lead?
JenniferW: To a drug induced coma, possibly, since you do have to pass a field of poppies..but let me search.
You: That sounds like a lot of fun.
Old 11-10-2006, 08:30 PM electric!sheep is offline  
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electric!sheep
 
WTF. Got transferred to another guide, said OMGHI2U and was b7'd.
Old 11-10-2006, 08:32 PM electric!sheep is offline  
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jackal
 
Philipb: Welcome to ChaCha!
Philipb: How are you?
You: fine thank you
You: Mind if I call you Phillipe?
You: great
Philipb: hmm okay
You: Phillipe, I noticed last week that the north wind doth blow
Philipb: umm - okay
You: Which means we shall have snow
You: But I'm wondering, where will the robins go?
You: Poor things!
Philipb: So you'd like to know about robins - one moment
You:Phillipe, those results are crap.
Philipb: I'm still searching, I'll let you know when I'm finished.
You: Are you sure these results are reliable? I was told robins sit in barns with their heads under their wings - poor things
Philipb:: This is referring to natural migration in general, not specific locations?
You: Hmm
You: So do you think if I spread peanutbutter on my cock the birds will eat it?
Philipb: No, but your Internet Service Provider will know about you being restricted from this site. Goodnight.
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:34 PM jackal is offline  
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JLowry
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Quote:
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Philipb: Welcome to ChaCha!
Philipb: How are you?
You: fine thank you
You: Mind if I call you Phillipe?
You: great
Philipb: hmm okay
You: Phillipe, I noticed last week that the north wind doth blow
Philipb: umm - okay
You: Which means we shall have snow
You: But I'm wondering, where will the robins go?
You: Poor things!
Philipb: So you'd like to know about robins - one moment
You:Phillipe, those results are crap.
Philipb: I'm still searching, I'll let you know when I'm finished.
You: Are you sure these results are reliable? I was told robins sit in barns with their heads under their wings - poor things
Philipb:: This is referring to natural migration in general, not specific locations?
You: Hmm
You: So do you think if I spread peanutbutter on my cock the birds will eat it?
Philipb: No, but your Internet Service Provider will know about you being restricted from this site. Goodnight.

haha, just clear your cookies and you get unb7ed

if i search for random shit on google i don't get banned

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Old 11-10-2006, 08:54 PM JLowry is offline  
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This is the greatest thread ever.
Old 11-10-2006, 09:12 PM Applejuice is offline  
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leetsauce
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT LEETSAUCE
 
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Quote:
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SeanE
SeanE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey sean
SeanE: Hi how are you?
You: good
You: you're a cool guy, right?
You: so you know about cool things? because i could use some cool things.
SeanE: yeah
You: i really need some cool things.
SeanE: like what?
You: whatever.. i'm not sure what's cool anymore
You: back in my day, it was MC hammer pants!
You: you dig?
SeanE: yeah
You: sweet.
SeanE: so you want me to find some cool clothes?
You: well, i was thinking more along the lines of animals
You: like, are porcupines in at the moment, or what? i don't think cats are.
You: and if they are, where can i get one?
You: because my friend bill has one
You: and it's rad
SeanE: chinchillas are in at the moment
You: alright, that's about enough
You: thanks!
SeanE: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


wtf.

SUPER FAIL
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:30 PM leetsauce is offline  
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jackal
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethL
ElizabethL: Welcome to ChaCha!
ElizabethL: Hi how are you
You: I'm looking for the truth
You: I'm a truth seeker
ElizabethL: The truth about what?
You: I THINK YOU KNOW
ElizabethL: Can you clarify for me?
You: the truth about love
ElizabethL: The truth about love huh?
You: yeah
You: My last girlfriend dumped me because she said I couldn't hit her.
You: so I think I might be confused about love.
ElizabethL: Did you hit her?
You: so I want the truth about it.
You: Yeah - I told her twice - many times
ElizabethL: Hmm I am confused? You told her you loved her or you hit her?
You: I hit her - thats how I show love
ElizabethL: Oh
You: maybe you could do a search on why women dont listen
ElizabethL: I am not finding anything on why women don't listen
You: hmmm
You: well you're a women right?
You: Why dont you listen?
ElizabethL: Can't hit me...and no I am not a woman
You: You're a guy?
You: Are you a homosexual
ElizabethL: NO
ElizabethL: How was that site?

She gave me a link to this site: Woemn dont lie, men dont listen

You: thats great
You: So you dont like gays either?
ElizabethL: This is a search engine not a dating site!
You: I'm not looking for a date with homosexual.
You: You're right, men DONT listen
You: and im not lying when I say that
ElizabethL: Is there anything else I can help you with?
You: yes
ElizabethL: What is it that I can help you with
You: I'd like to know if you think homosexuals should be married
ElizabethL: I can search that for you. But as for my personal opinion I
won't give that to you!
You: oh I understand - you're still coming out. I didn't mean to offend you.
You: Thanks so much for your help!

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