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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethL
ElizabethL: Welcome to ChaCha!
ElizabethL: Hi how are you
You: I'm looking for the truth
You: I'm a truth seeker
ElizabethL: The truth about what?
You: I THINK YOU KNOW
ElizabethL: Can you clarify for me?
You: the truth about love
ElizabethL: The truth about love huh?
You: yeah
You: My last girlfriend dumped me because she said I couldn't hit her.
You: so I think I might be confused about love.
ElizabethL: Did you hit her?
You: so I want the truth about it.
You: Yeah - I told her twice - many times
ElizabethL: Hmm I am confused? You told her you loved her or you hit her?
You: I hit her - thats how I show love
ElizabethL: Oh
You: maybe you could do a search on why women dont listen
ElizabethL: I am not finding anything on why women don't listen
You: hmmm
You: well you're a women right?
You: Why dont you listen?
ElizabethL: Can't hit me...and no I am not a woman
You: You're a guy?
You: Are you a homosexual
ElizabethL: NO
ElizabethL: How was that site?

She gave me a link to this site: Woemn dont lie, men dont listen

You: thats great
You: So you dont like gays either?
ElizabethL: This is a search engine not a dating site!
You: I'm not looking for a date with homosexual.
You: You're right, men DONT listen
You: and im not lying when I say that
ElizabethL: Is there anything else I can help you with?
You: yes
ElizabethL: What is it that I can help you with
You: I'd like to know if you think homosexuals should be married
ElizabethL: I can search that for you. But as for my personal opinion I
won't give that to you!
You: oh I understand - you're still coming out. I didn't mean to offend you.
You: Thanks so much for your help!

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Old 11-10-2006, 10:29 PM muskiwolf is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StevenF
StevenF: Welcome to ChaCha!
StevenF: Hi, how are you today?
You: hey steve
You: you play counter-strike
You: I need to know what gun to use against the AWP
You: I also need the plans for dust 2
StevenF: Yes, i've played the game many mayn times, but haven't for a while
You: see, my clan keeps getting AWPed in dust 2
You: im supposed to formulate a strategy
You: help me out here man
StevenF: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: wow, nice image
StevenF: When i palyed, i always went with a weapon with a zoon action, its was easy on close and far away range

StevenF: Also who cares if its a noob weapon, a kill is a kill in that game
You: yeah
You: firm
You: i pwn nubs
StevenF: Same here, lol, you have your self a great night!

This exchange was my favorite
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:36 PM simmersiz is offline  
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:52 PM The Hippo is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JillS
JillS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JillS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hey jill - that's an awful pretty name
You: how are you tonight?
JillS: Thanks
JillS: I'm doing very well. It's a bit cold here though.
JillS: How are you?
You: i'm swell, jill
You: could you look up some beads for me?
JillS: What can I help you find?
JillS: What type of beads were you looking for?
You: i'm not sure how to put it - sexy beads, i suppose
JillS: Sexy beads eh?
You: the kind that pop as they come out of you
You: yes!
JillS: You're looking for beads but don't know what they're called?
You: you have experience with sexy beads? i like this very much!
You: i could be blunt, jill, but i'd rather not.
JillS: Ha ha
You: have you got anything for me yet? i'm waiting on some beads.
JillS: Are you looking at purchasing them?
You: yes. i'd like to buy them very much.
JillS: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
JillS:
You: sorry for being so rude.. i'm just so anxious. my wife told me the other day that our marriage was over if i don't stick some hot pink beads up her ass. you got any i could use, jill?
You: i need them ASAP
You: i need some fucking beads
JillS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (i need some fucking beads)
You: GOD DAMMIT JILL
You: I WANT SOME FUCKING BEADS
JillS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I WANT SOME FUCKING BEADS)
JillS: lol so you're not looking to BUY them on the internet
You: lol
JillS: because you wouldn't get them ASAP
JillS: you know this
You: you've caught me red handed
You:
You: well then. want to make out?
JillS: And because we here at ChaCha prefer to keep this a family friendly search engine, I am going to have to end. Sorry I can't enlighten you in this non-productive time
You: some tongue-on-tongue action?
You: please jill?



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Old 11-10-2006, 11:05 PM The Hippo is offline  
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Spin off of geeksquad one, but no where near as funny...

But she was helpfull...


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaS
AmandaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello?1
AmandaS: Hi there
AmandaS: How are you?
You: Pretty good I guess, I got a real problem here
You: hopefully you can help me
AmandaS: If you want to remove any kin of porn from your computer you have to delete i all off your computer from where ever it is save to.
You: but like what about these cookies?
You: I serisouly have to get rid of this quick
You: its all over internet explorer
AmandaS: Like if its on your desk top you right click it and go to delete, but if it is under your start menu you delete it the same way from there
You: my mom is totally going to flip out if she sees this
AmandaS: Ok, well cookies go to your enternet page
You: how do i get it off the internets?
You: k
You: how do i get there? Im on internets now?
AmandaS: hold on I gotta
AmandaS: do it step by step with you
You: ok
You: im like freaking out here
AmandaS: I don't know how to do it unless i do im an air head
You: thats ok
You: i dun know how to do it iether
You: hopefully you can help me
AmandaS: Go to the top where you have fie edit view favorites etc...
You: if my mom finds out she is totally going to ground me
AmandaS: and then go to tools on that same bar
You: and my keys are all sticky ughhh im soo busted
You: ok tools
You: got ya
AmandaS: oh ok.. then go down to internet options.
You: ok
AmandaS: When you open internet options there in the 2nd little space it says cookies
AmandaS: just go to delete
AmandaS: Tempoary internet files .... DELETE COOKIES
You: will that remove all the gay porn from my computer?
You: oh crap shes comming in the room shit byeee
AmandaS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (oh crap shes comming in the room shit byeee)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:12 PM De7|ro|i7 is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: tiffanyw
tiffanyw: Welcome to ChaCha!
tiffanyw: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi
You: Ok cool
You: Yeah I just upgraded my processor to an athlon, cause i heard they were better at hacking gibsons in linux
You: but in the bios, like at the begining, even though it says its a 3200, it only comes up at like 2.2 GHZ
You: do you know why that happens?
tiffanyw: No but I can send you sites that might help you on this matter
You: Ok
You: I mean its running pretty good
You: im hacking gibsons all the time
You: im just wondering why its not running at the same speed you know
tiffanyw: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: Sure
tiffanyw: my site is acting up and I am not able to send the sites let me try another page
You: did their gibson get haxed?
tiffanyw: lol
tiffanyw: good one
tiffanyw: i have thos really great site for beginners
tiffanyw: I have to type it here cause i cant send the page
You: ok
You: do they teach you how to pwn the gibsons and stuff?
tiffanyw: www.dumbrella.com/bb/viewtopic.php?p=200681&
tiffanyw: see if that works for you
You: yeah it gives me an RPG forum
You: do they have a pretty good gibson there?
tiffanyw: yes
tiffanyw: i think so
You: Ok, thats good
tiffanyw: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: No, not really. A hacker was trying to break into my gibson though
You: if you have any information on that
You: i dont want him cracking my gibson and giving me a virus or something
tiffanyw: at this moment i am not able to send any sites to you so if you can attemp this search again maybe I can send you more
You: ok, thank you tiffany
tiffanyw: thanks and so sorry
tiffanyw: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: no problem,
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:29 PM De7|ro|i7 is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngieV
AngieV: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
AngieV: Hello
AngieV: YOu were trying to get a floppy out of your disk drive/
You: Hi!
You: Yeah
You: I think i got a floppy drive stuck in my basic input out put system
You: can you help me with that?
AngieV: What do you mean by that?
You: I got the floppy disk stuck in there
You: my little brother was messing with my computer
You: and i unplugged the power from the floppy wheel drive
AngieV: in where, exactly> the disk drive?
You: but when i looked in the basic input output system, its still in there
You: yeah, in the input output system its stuck in there
You: and I dont want to get shocked or anything
AngieV: I don't understand what you mean by basic input output system
You: it hooks up with the floppy wheel drive
You: where you put the disk
AngieV: is it a mac or a PC?
You: PC
AngieV: How will that work for you?
You: How what?
AngieV: I just sent a link with instructins
You: I didnt get a link?
You: Does it tell me how to get it out of the basic input output system?
You: I mean i can see it in there
AngieV: yes. it does.
You: it just wont come out
AngieV: you are sure the link didn;t show up in the middle of the page.
AngieV: not here in the chatbox.
You: Yeah I did not get anything, under liek guide results?
You: theres nothing there
AngieV: right
AngieV: what about now?
You: no
You: Can you just post it in chat?
AngieV: support,gateway.com/s/floppy/shared/stuckflop.shtml
AngieV: sorry, I have a comma in there accedently
AngieV: it won't let us paste
You: Oh ok
You: Is there a link for a floppy wheel drive?
AngieV: Hopefully this will work for you
AngieV: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AngieV: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:42 PM De7|ro|i7 is offline  
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ON BEASTIALITY?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MaryC
MaryC: Welcome to ChaCha!
MaryC: How are you tonight?
You: i'm good
You: hi i'm looking for different positions to have sex with animals
You: like
You: dogs
You: and horses
You: cus thats all i've ever done...
You: could you help?
You: hello?
MaryC: I would suggest going to the dog pound, good luck
You: no no thats not really my question though, would you suggest a position maybe?
MaryC: Please use ChaCha again for your request.
MaryC: What type of position, a job.
MaryC: Good Night.
MaryC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Bastard didn't give me time to answer...



EDIT::::::: http://www.teenadviceonline.org/archive/26119.html

WTF
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:53 PM memonkey is offline  
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:53 PM De7|ro|i7 is offline  
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Status: Connected to guide: MichelleM
MichelleM: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichelleM: Hello
You: Hey may I ask a question?
MichelleM: how are you tonight?
MichelleM: SUre
You: I've never kissed a guy before...
You: sooo I was wondering
You: do you have any tips?
You: You're a girl?
MichelleM: Yes
You: I think me and my boyfriend are gonna have our first kiss tomorrow so I want everything to go swell
You: Also...
MichelleM: These links I sent you should help you with tips
You: Any tips for taking over the world
MichelleM: LOL no except it could get you in trouble
You: Only if I fail...
You: And you typed 'LOL', hahaha not very professional
You: Well actually, the site IS called chacha
You: SO
MichelleM: well I haven't succeeded in that so would you really want my advice?
You: wanna chat?
You: Yeah could I get your advice
MichelleM: I am sorry I need to finish the search
MichelleM: Can I help you find anything else?
You: Yeah just one more thing
You: What is it called
You: heinz?
You: the ketchup
MichelleM: why is it called heinz?
You: I wanna know the secret ingredient
You: its a brand
You: of ketchup
You: may I ask, how old are you?
MichelleM: That would be tomato's
You: i secret
You: not blatant
MichelleM: Probably older than you
You: BUT NOT SMARTER
You: hahaha
MichelleM: If you say so
MichelleM: Thanks for using chacha
MichelleM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:03 AM memonkey is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KeenanK
KeenanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
KeenanK: Hi, What can I search for you today?
You: Im trying to find a free crack give away.
You: I guess they are usualy at five'o'clock
KeenanK: what type of crack?
You: one within like 100 miles of me would be best
KeenanK: Can you be more specific?
You: yeah, crack made from Erythroxylon coca
KeenanK: the illegal drug is what you looking for
You: yeah, well no
You: im looking for the free crack give away
You: they are usualy at like 5'o'clock i guess
You: but i cant find one around me
KeenanK: okay you said yeah and no so which one is it
You: Im looking for a free crack give away '
KeenanK: The illegal drug called crack is want you want for free and you want me to search for it for you?
You: Yeah
KeenanK: lol
KeenanK: Are you serious?
You: Yeah, do you know where I can get it for free? I dont have a lot of money
KeenanK: Free Crack
You: Yeah, I saw it on TV
You: It was a five'o'clock free crack give away
KeenanK: I can give you links as to how harmful it is
You: it sounded pretty good
You: I get that info from my drug counsler
KeenanK: and that it is very illegal and bad for your health
KeenanK: Oh god
KeenanK: Take Care okay I can't search that for you okay
KeenanK: Sorry
You: So, do you know if like mapquest has any ifno on it?
KeenanK: lol
KeenanK: are you for real
You: So, they dont?
You: or?
KeenanK: Take Care okay and say no to drugs!
You: Ok, well thanks keenan
You:
KeenanK: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: Have a good evening, ill check google maps I guess
KeenanK: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:05 AM De7|ro|i7 is offline  
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Status: Connected to guide: DeloresB
DeloresB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: can you tell me what my ip address is
DeloresB: Hello, I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: can you tell me what my ip address appaers to you
DeloresB: It doesnt tell me what yours is.
DeloresB: I can try and find you a website that will let you do that.
DeloresB: if that is what you are wanting.
You: i want to know how to compile a bouncer that will let me decombobulate the proxy with a shell using bash 3.0 on a openvms system system admin status, do you know?
DeloresB: Ok, I am going to transfer you to a representative that will be able to better help you with that.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KelleyM
KelleyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: i was transferred
KelleyM: Hello, just a moment while I do all your searching for you.
You: do you know anything about computers?
KelleyM: Yes.
You: i have a basic question you may be able to answer
KelleyM: Sure!
You: i want to know how to compile a bouncer tha t will let me decombobulate the proxy with a shell using bash 3.0 on a openvms system system admin status, do you know?
KelleyM: No I do not, I will transfer you though, I am sure someone will know
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JillS
JillS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JillS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi i was just transferred
JillS: YOu need hekp finding your IP addy?
You: do you know anything about computers i have a simple question
JillS: Yes, what can I help you with?
You: i want to know how to compile a bouncer tha t will let me decombobulate the proxy with a shell using bash 3.0 on a openvms system system admin status, do you know?
JillS: Oh my God! HA HA HA
JillS: When are you going to go to bed?
JillS: lol
You: excuse me?
JillS: What are you REALLY looking for?
You: how to compile a bouncer tha t will let me decombobulate the proxy with a shell using bash 3.0 on a openvms system system admin status......
JillS: So this is about proxy servers and NOT ip addresses?
You: aren't proxy servers related to ip addresses?
You: all I want to know is simply how to bind a decombobulator to a host which will redirect me to a bouncer which will function as a nameserver for an iptable.. thats all
JillS: And you're not a member of any forums that would have professional people help you out?
You: are you?
You: wwhats a good forum?
You: i'm looking for something more underground and discreet
JillS: So like a members only thing?
You: somewhere that has the latest cut of the edge technology, are you apart of any?
JillS: I usually use the MSN chat rooms for computer help
You: so you're not familiar with unix then..
illS: So besides directing you to a forum, I am unable to help you find exactly wha tyou need. No, I'm not familiar with Unix
You: are you familiar with decombobulators?
JillS: In the form of Hickville slang, yes
You: can you search me for some decombobulators
JillS: No I cannot
You: whys that?
JillS: Why can't I see what you're doing on your computer?
You: what do you mean?
JillS: Well you asked why I couldn't see what you're searching
JillS: the only way I could see what you're looking at would be if I could see your computer
You: huh? you've got me confused
JillS: Is there anything else I can help you find?
JillS: You initially wanted to know how to find your IP address...correct?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelodyM
MelodyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
MelodyM: Hi there
You: do oyu konw anything about computers i have a simple question
MelodyM: Well I know some, what is your question
You: i want to know how to compile a bouncer tha t will let me decombobulate the proxy with a shell using bash 3.0 on a openvms system system admin status, do you know?
MelodyM: Let me see what I can find for you.
You: ok
You: hmm
MelodyM: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JillS
JillS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi again jill
You: i guess i got transferred back to you
You: seems like im going in circles trying to find the solutionYou: jill?
You: hello
You: hello...
You: asdasdjlsjfkljlkasdf
You: fi you dont answer me i will give you a negative rating
You: going once
You: going twice
JillS: Oh, sorry I was searching for your result
You: No you weren't bitch the status picture wasn't flashing.
JillS: pardon me?
You: Just find my decombobulator bitch.
Status: Session ended.

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someone ask if there is really an olympic sport about getting testicles as close together as possible without toutching
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:51 AM acride is offline  
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I am banned 4 realz yo Even after I clear my cookies, I try to search and the page just loads forever

Someone do these ones for me:

Can god microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

And

Look for information on the "Enumclaw horse man"
(fyi its a dude that died while being fucked by a horse.... yes i live in that town )

that one should be funny ;P
Old 11-11-2006, 12:55 AM Shorik is offline  
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Status: Connected to guide: AngelaS
AngelaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
AngelaS: Hello!
AngelaS: 42
You:
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