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Old 11-13-2006, 12:45 PM Jako is offline  
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Clyde
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Friggin' OPs transferred me like 5 times..


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GeorgeC
GeorgeC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Yes
GeorgeC: hello
You: Oh, yes thank yuo
GeorgeC: Thank you for coming to chacha
You: My name Valhid
You: I am big problem
GeorgeC: yes
You: in American states, now is movie with wrong kazakhi imposter
You: I am worried
You: now, I try show people real Kazakhstan
You: but, how I can do?
You: movie is very bad for us
GeorgeC: Did you want me to search something for you?
You: Yes plese
You: How I can reech American pepole on internet
You: And tell about how my country
You: Now they beliv in lies from movie
You: I onle want to show how my country
You: Sorry, can you please help?
You: Maybe email from American States pepoel?
You: Sorry.. my internet cost a lot...
GeorgeC: this is a search engine. Would you like a search
You: Yes plese, yes.
You: I need..
GeorgeC: You might want to try a forum
You: Oh yes.. what is?
You: foram?
You: Is with American?
GeorgeC: Let me send you to some forums
GeorgeC: where you can discuss this with other peope
GeorgeC: people
You: Mistr GoergeC... thank you very much...
You: But
You: I may ask you persuonel questn?
You: You have see movie?
You: You from America?
GeorgeC: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: I am interest.. .:-)
You: Yes...
You: My internet very costing... plese fast...
GeorgeC: I cannot find too much on this subjecy
GeorgeC: subject
You: in universtity our profesor talk about the movie
GeorgeC: let me transfer you to another guilde
GeorgeC: thank you for entertaining me
You: he say He is concerned with Kasakhstan image
You: Yes
You: ?
GeorgeC: Have a nice day and
You: Okay yes
You: Thank you
GeorgeC: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: Yes

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MariaA
MariaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello?
MariaA: What can I find for you today?
You: Yes.. thank you, welcome
You: I now my problem
You: Well, I am student from Kasakhstan
You: now, in American States, people maeke movie film
MariaA: Great what are you looking for?
You: and.. movie is bad image for our country
You: now.. yes
You: I need to speak to American States pepeol
You: and express real image of my country
MariaA: ok
You: I need contact plees
You: meybe American emails?

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: tiffanyw
tiffanyw: Welcome to ChaCha!
tiffanyw: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Yes, welcome tahnk you
You: My name Valhid
tiffanyw: HOw can I help you with your search on the propaganda
You: so,
You: My problem.. I look for American States contact
You: I am student from Kazachstan, our professor talk about movie in American States
You: this movie is bad propaganda for our countrey
You: and..
You: I looking for poprtunity speak American States peopl
You: and tell about real country..
You: Plese. can you help me?
tiffanyw: I cant but i will try to get you someone that can

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MirandaP
MirandaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello, my name Valhid..
MirandaP: How may I help with your search today?
You: So, here I have problem
You: I trying find contact with American States poeple
MirandaP: Ok.
You: I live in Kazachstan, today in university my professor speak about movie film in American States
You: this movie make bad propaganda about Kazachstan
You: I now try tell American States peple truth
You: how I can contact?
MirandaP: Are you searching for information on this movie?
You: I try to tell people movie is not true
You: How I can find contact with America Peolpl?
You: Please
MirandaP: I am not sure exactly what you are searching for. Are you searching for information on this movie?
You: Okay... in university we speak American States is get wrong information about my country Kazachstan
You: Now I looking for... telling people real image of country..
You: I need contact plese..
You: I can contact with email?
MirandaP: Let me see what I can find for you...
You: Can you give me American States people email?
You: Thank you very much.
MirandaP: I am unable to help you with this informataion as I do not understand who you could contact. One moment while I transfer you.

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: DonnaR
DonnaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
DonnaR: Hello!
You: now I speak to 5 operator.. everybody take me to other.. :-(
DonnaR: How are you?
You: Thank you very good.
DonnaR: I'm sorry!
You: Yes..
You: Okay, plese I try
You: now is my problem:
DonnaR: Ok.
You: I am student Kazakhstan. Today in class professor speak about new movie film in American States
You: Now this movie potrey wrong image of my country
You: Peolpl beliv propaganda..
You: and..
You: I now search contact American State peopl
You: to inform about real Kazakhstan
You: Plese, maybe I need email of American States peopl
You: I look for contact..
DonnaR: Ok. Let me see what I can find for you.
You: for discussion about country
You: Thank you DonnaR.
You: May i pose perosonal questn?
You: Are you in American States? You have see movie with Kazachstan?
You: Is not true..
DonnaR: I have not seen the movie.
You: Okay
You: My internet cost very much..
DonnaR: Are these results useful? The ministries page should lead you to several contacts.
You: Is pay for minute..
You: How I see?
DonnaR: Pay is not for minute.
DonnaR: Click on the links to the right of the chat box.
You: Thank you I try and speak peopl
DonnaR: Ok. You have a great day!
You: I send best greeting from Kazachstan
DonnaR: Thanks!
You: Yes.. Thank you..
You: I hope
DonnaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


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Borat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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2. Foreign Affairs Ministries on the Web: Library and Links: Jeannette Rankin Library Program: U.S. Institute of Peace Open 'Foreign Affairs Ministries on the Web: Library and Links: Jeannette Rankin Library Program: U.S. Institute of Peace' in a new window
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Old 11-13-2006, 01:10 PM Clyde is offline  
#407  

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I don't feel like looking though all 28 pages, but has anybody asked how to become a guide?

They give you the chacha forum!

http://searching-4-cash.com/forum/index.php
Old 11-13-2006, 01:19 PM Crowbar911 is offline  
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Old 11-13-2006, 01:52 PM Captain is offline  
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I went there to be stupid but I ended up talking to a very polite young lady.

I cannot be mean to polite people.
Old 11-13-2006, 02:09 PM goatrape is offline  
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KN: Welcome to ChaCha!
KN: Hello
You: beuno
You: bueno*
You: so how much are ya'll paid?
You: per search or hour?
KN: $5-$10/active search hour.
You: is it worth it?
KN: Yes,it is.
You: do you have a set time or just log on whenever?
KN: We can log on anytime.
You: well damn
You: how often do you work?
KN: Is there anything I can search for you today?
You: i was curious about the registration for becoming a guide
You: so i guess a link to that would be nice
KN: Okay.Please mail to guides@chacha.com for an invite.
You: groovy
You: and enjoy genmay.com!
You: have a nice day!
KN: You too!
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Old 11-13-2006, 02:32 PM wr3kt is offline  
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CLIFFS: I ask for Don Juan, he gives me tips, we laugh about women

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PhilipB
PhilipB: Welcome to ChaCha!
PhilipB: Hello there!
PhilipB: How are you doing today?
You: hey pretty good
You: how are you doing?
PhilipB: I'm doing very well!
PhilipB: Thanks
PhilipB: How can I assist your search on Don Juan?
You: good to hear
You: he's my role model
You: heard he was good with ladies
PhilipB: I see, did you need information about him?
You: haha, i wanna be him
PhilipB: Heh, so how can I help?
You: help me practice?
You: you can be the girl and just work with me here
PhilipB: That's not my job, sorry.
PhilipB: Anything I can help you search for?
You: a girl
You: you can roll with me, and i'll be like, "Yo baby, this is my homie Philip B"
PhilipB: For real.
You: i could set us up mang
PhilipB: I have a girlfriend though, sorry man
You: how do you do that? man, i want a girlfriend
PhilipB: Confidence, that's the key
PhilipB: It doesn't matter what your like, just be sure of it
You: sweet, very inspirational
PhilipB: Cool.
You: is there a guide here named DonJ by chance?
PhilipB: Hahah
PhilipB: Give me a second, and I can find out
You: sweet, transfer me if possible
PhilipB: Nope, sorry
You: i'll tell him his apprentice PhilipB sent me, cuz PhilipB is a PimP
PhilipB: No Don J here
You: damn!
PhilipB: You should sign up as Don J.
PhilipB: That would be awesome.
You: Haha, peeps would be like, "I need advice" and i be like, "Umm... well chicks dig guys with shoes... and uh... big penis"
PhilipB: Haha.
PhilipB: Anyway, I gotta get back to some searches
You: "would you like me to search for penis enlargement for you?"
You: okay
PhilipB: You should join ChaCha though
You: cool, i'll think about it, i'd probably end up messing with people though
You: send them to XXX sites
PhilipB: Yeah that wouldn't be good
PhilipB: Anyway, i gotta take off now
You: thanks for the tip
PhilipB: Thanks for the fun search
You:
PhilipB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-13-2006, 03:49 PM Asomatus is offline  
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DonnaR: Talent is good. Is there anything else that I can find for you?
You: my heart
You: so tell me about yourself, i feel like a blabbermouth over here
You: 0=)
You: that's my angel face
DonnaR: I'm sorry. I'm not aloud to share personal information. Can I search anything else for you regarding this topic?
You: the suicide hotline

JessicaR: hello How can I help you today?
You: well, my momma says i shouldn't talk to strangers
JessicaR: Im not gonna play around with anybody doing pranks!
You: okay okay
JessicaR: if you have a search and want me to search for it then great
JessicaR: if not get lost
You: i need help finding the suicide hotline please
JessicaR: what does that have to do with online dating service???
You: i changed my mind, is that so wrong?
JessicaR: no thats fine I sent you the link!
You: someone's irritated
JessicaR: Is there anything else on this topic I can help you with???
You: i'm so sorry for taking your time
JessicaR: have a nice day!
JessicaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-13-2006, 04:34 PM Asomatus is offline  
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barty
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ShannonM
ShannonM: Welcome to ChaCha!
ShannonM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi!
You: ok thanks
You: i was looking for some info on aids
ShannonM: Are you looking for general info or something specific?
You: specifically full blown aids
You: my friend is worried she has them cause she gets around
ShannonM: One moment while I locate some information for you
You: ok thanks!
You: shes already HIV, she doesnt want to get FULL BLOWN AIDS ya know. i hear its bad
ShannonM: I'm sorry to hear that. I will get as much info as I can for you.
You: is true that all africa people have FULL BLOWN AIDS?
You: yah i know poor girl
You: so how much money do you make doing this?
ShannonM: Are those results helpful to you?
You: also can i get FULL BLOWN AIDS if she looks at me? i dont want FULL BLOWN AIDS
ShannonM: I've provided some information that will give you the facts you need. Can I help you with anything else on this topic?
You: did you find anything about all africa people having FULL BLOWN AIDS?
You: cause i dont want to get it from them either
ShannonM: The last link will give you questions and answers that may relevant to your question.
You: ok, thanks!
You: do you have FULL BLOWN AIDS?
You: i dont want to catch them from you
You: i might get them from the internet tubes ya know

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We have our alert set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback.

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Old 11-13-2006, 04:45 PM barty is offline  
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shabubu
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pretty tame, but i was bored :/

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaA
RebeccaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
RebeccaA: Hello. I don't think so
You: are you sure?
You: i have seen some movie
RebeccaA: I will search this for you and we shall see
You: ok cool
You: i totally saw this on tv the other day and i want to go back in time with my pet horse and fight off King Kabuji of the roman temples
RebeccaA: Great!! It could be possible, we shall see
You: awesome!
You: would you like to come with me back in time to defeat king kabuji?
RebeccaA: No, but I would read the book about it when you are finished.
You: excellent. i will collaborate with dan brown on this matter and get back to you
You: what should i have for dinner?
RebeccaA: Great!! I have a few more sites for you
You: excellent
RebeccaA: Are these sufficient?
You: i will use these and build my time machine next week
You: indeed they are
RebeccaA: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: not really... do you have any suggestions for dinner?
You: i want something that king kabuji would eat
RebeccaA: Roast chicken, stalk of broccoli, hard bread, no silverware
RebeccaA: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: sounds delicious. thank you
RebeccaA: I enjoyed the search, have a wonderful evening!!
You: you too
RebeccaA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-13-2006, 05:09 PM shabubu is offline  
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Quote:
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go

Brilliant.
Old 11-13-2006, 05:15 PM Raptor007 is offline  
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DonnaR: Talent is good. Is there anything else that I can find for you?
You: my heart
You: so tell me about yourself, i feel like a blabbermouth over here
You: 0=)
You: that's my angel face
DonnaR: I'm sorry. I'm not aloud to share personal information. Can I search anything else for you regarding this topic?
You: the suicide hotline

JessicaR: hello How can I help you today?
You: well, my momma says i shouldn't talk to strangers
JessicaR: Im not gonna play around with anybody doing pranks!
You: okay okay
JessicaR: if you have a search and want me to search for it then great
JessicaR: if not get lost
You: i need help finding the suicide hotline please
JessicaR: what does that have to do with online dating service???
You: i changed my mind, is that so wrong?
JessicaR: no thats fine I sent you the link!
You: someone's irritated
JessicaR: Is there anything else on this topic I can help you with???
You: i'm so sorry for taking your time
JessicaR: have a nice day!
JessicaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

fuckers. I'm gonna test this.

EDIT:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MaryC
MaryC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
MaryC: Hello.
MaryC: How are you ?
You: a bit.... nevermind
You: is this condiential?
You: confidential*
MaryC: Yes, what would you like me to search.
You: like my search says - suicide aids
You: I don't want to be alive no more
MaryC: Yes I know, I think I had you last night.
You: I wasn't on last night
MaryC: I will not and cannot give you suicide aids..\
You: what's the easiest way to kill yourself?
MaryC: I'll give you site to talk with someone.
You: can I talk with you?
MaryC: Talk about what?
You: the best way I can kill myself
MaryC: I'm a guide, not a suicide therapist.
You: I don't want it to hurt
You: I don't want theropy, I just want to die
MaryC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


I'd say that was all fair enough apart from one thing - she didn't send me any fucking links. Just cut out immediately.

fake edit: I was gonna tell her I was just testing her if she got to the point of saying bye, but she didn't - she just crapped out on me, so unless she reads this she won't know whether I was serious or not and it serves her right for being a bitch!
and yes, my conscience is perfectly clear!

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Old 11-13-2006, 05:16 PM Mertous is offline  
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Oh my god, read the thread on ChaCha's boards and I can just say balala.
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:16 PM Zbartbart is offline  
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Search: "why is prefetching not allowed?"

I got transferred around a bunch, and nothing funny happened until:

Status: Connected to guide: MaryH
MaryH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: You're like the fifth guide I've gotten.
You: How are you?
MaryH: I'm great! how are you?
You: I'm okay, albeit frustrated.
You: I'm just trying to find out why prefetching is not allowed.
You: I heard it might be because of the various privacy issues that arise, but I'm not sure.
MaryH: I'm sorry to hear that.
MaryH: I'll see what I can find for you
You: Do you know JamesG?
You: He was one of the other guides, and he was most unkind.
MaryH: No, I don't.
MaryH: I'm sorry that you were treated unkindly by someone here
You: It's okay, it was just frustrating.
You: Oh hey, I think that one might be it.
MaryH: I can understand that.
<She found the genmay thread w/ that title>
You: "Prefetching is not allowed due to the various privacy issues that arise"
You: That's perfect!
You: You're a pal, MaryH.
MaryH: great! glad I could help.
MaryH: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Yeah, one follow-up question.
MaryH: yes?
You: Does the H stand for "How would you like to meet for some drinks this weekend?"
You: Because I know the answer...
You: I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH!
MaryH: you're funny! I hope you have a great night. Thanks for using CHACHA, I hope you'll come again
You: I came twice already!
You: Thanks.
MaryH: Night
MaryH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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