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Old 11-13-2006, 05:21 PM Icon is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrissyH
ChrissyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello.
ChrissyH: HI there
ChrissyH: you are looking for a movie about a bus?
You: So I am looking for a movie about a speeding bus and if itís speed was too slow it would blow up.
You: And as itís speeding down the highway cool things happen.
ChrissyH: are you stil lhere?
You: I thought it was called ĎThe Bus That Couldnít Slow Down,í but Iím getting nothing.
You: Oh, ok. It's the first one.
You: Dang, I was way off.
ChrissyH: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
ChrissyH: speed?
You: Yeah Speed. *slaps forehead*
ChrissyH: okay, is there anything else? lol
You: Haha, thanx a million.
ChrissyH: no problem thank you for using chacha
ChrissyH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:24 PM Mamma Jamma is offline  
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:34 PM Mertous is offline  
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StephanieR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: So, I just watched this movie, and I think I know what I have to do.
You: I need to make a flux capacitor, and find a way to install it in my car.
StephanieR: Right
(links me to Online Harassment pages, with an ITT-Tech ad at the top)
You: I think I got someone else's results.
You: Unless it's that ITT Tech thing at the top.
You: Do I need a degree just to make one? I'm not planning on doing this for a living, just as a personal project.

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Old 11-13-2006, 05:35 PM Raptor007 is offline  
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Old 11-13-2006, 05:57 PM Icon is offline  
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namgla.com
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AlexisM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Good evening!
AlexisM: Do you mean NAmbLA?
You: No, I know about that one.
You: But one of my friends said "namgla" is one too, for girls.
AlexisM: Ah, so Namgla would probably be North American Man GIRL Love
You: I just want to know if it's real.
You: I mean my friend does.
AlexisM: I'll glady check into that for you, since now you have me curious
You: Thanks.
AlexisM: I'll look for something better than this, but here's something from Harvard Law School that mentions them.
You: K I'll read while you search.
AlexisM: So at least, yeah. They're probably real.
AlexisM: Not finding an official website, though
AlexisM: Wait...I just noticed
AlexisM: That's a test question
AlexisM: Sorry about that.
You: Yeah I just read that. It seems to be real anyway.
You: Though the test is old.
AlexisM: Not sure if it makes them real. Those test questions usually make up hypothetical organizations.
AlexisM: I found a namgla.net, but that just seems to be a hosting company's placeholder.
You: I see.
You: If it's not real, somebody should totally start it.
You: Not my thing, of course.
You: But that would make a fortune.
AlexisM: Heh, I don't think they'd so much make a fortune as they would have the feds spend a fortune bringing them in.
AlexisM: In that forum, someone asked the same exact question as you :P
You: Oh thanks, I'll read that now.
You: How come NAMBLA doesn't get in trouble then?
You: If anything, it's sexist NOT to have a NAMGLA, imo.
AlexisM: I don't think they are quite illegal since they don't actually...do anything in their meetings.
You: How do you know what we do at our meetings?
You: Their meetings*.
AlexisM: They probably just talk about it. All their molestation is probably off the books.
AlexisM: I've read about them before.
AlexisM: Since it seems crazy that there's a public pedophile organization that hasn't gotten shut down by law enforcement.
You: We do other things too though.
You: Charity, public works, etc.
You: They*
AlexisM: You pick up the most useless information ever if you spend too much time over the internet.
AlexisM: Well, whatever they do isn't really my business at all.
You: What, you think you're better than we are?
You: You're not better than us, AlexisM.
You: Not even close.
You: Anyway, you've been helpful, albeit judgmental.
You: well, ttyl
AlexisM: Well, at least I'm attracted to people of my own age. I think that gives me a SLIGHT advantage.
AlexisM: YOU TOO!!!!!
AlexisM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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North American Man/Girl Love Association
http://www.law.harvard.edu/academics...ml/fall02.html
# News12 Long Island: NAMGLA Open 'News12 Long Island: NAMGLA' in a new window
http://forum.news12.com//ubbthreads/...320898&page=12
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Old 11-13-2006, 06:17 PM _adam is offline  
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Status: Connected to guide: JenniferW
JenniferW: Welcome to ChaCha!
JenniferW: Good Evening!
You: hiya
JenniferW: What information can I find for you on Semiblind this evening?
You: i need info on Semiblind for a school project
JenniferW: Ok, people that are semi blind or Semiblind as in a music group?
You: they are a band
JenniferW: All right!
JenniferW: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: who is the bass player?
You: thats wrong
You: what about *******?
JenniferW: There are several bands listed with that name.
You: ******** and Semiblind
You: hey, that is mE!!!1
You: you found me!
You: how can i ever repay you?
JenniferW: I feel like I just played blues clues!
JenniferW: I want your autograph!
You: what is that?
You: what is your address? I will send it to you
JenniferW: That's ok! Knowing I found what you are looking for is payment enough for me!
JenniferW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: but you want my autograph right?
JenniferW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-13-2006, 06:25 PM Metalgirl is offline  
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Status: Connected to guide: ValerieD
ValerieD: Welcome to ChaCha!
ValerieD: Hi
ValerieD: How may I help you regarding rate a guide?
You: i want to rate a guide, but she left and didnt provide me results or a way to rate
ValerieD: Oh
You: its very angering to me that someone would do thawt to me
ValerieD: Well, unfortunately you can't now
You: my girlfriend just left me and i feel hate bubbling up inside all over again
ValerieD: But I can tell you how in the future
ValerieD: AWe sorry
ValerieD: Don't be angry
ValerieD: It'll either work out or you'll find someone better
You: i have used this service before and it always popped up, she left and it didnt this time
You: you are better than the other guide
You: a LOT better
ValerieD: LOL thanks
You: a lot nicer too
You: a lot quicker
You: i bet you are prettier too
ValerieD: LOL
ValerieD: Thanks
ValerieD: here
ValerieD: is
ValerieD: a
ValerieD: dating
ValerieD: site
You: are you on there?
ValerieD: If it doesn't work out, try this
You: i might want to take you our for dinner or something
You:
ValerieD: Thanks for all the nice compliments
ValerieD: LOL
ValerieD: thanks
You: im seri0s
ValerieD: LOL
You: what are you doing friday night?
ValerieD: Is there anything else I can search for you for?
You: you can go out with me friday, it will be cool, dinner and a movie
ValerieD: Probably babysitting
You:
ValerieD: Sorry
You: what about saturday?
You: we can do lunch in a crowded public area
ValerieD: So you can rate by selecting the appropriate smilie face at the end of the search.
ValerieD: You have to wait for the guide to end the search though, or you won't be able to do that.
You: i will even pay for your food like a gent leman
ValerieD: Babysitting
You: again? at lunchtime?
ValerieD: Well, that is a very nice quality
ValerieD: Sorry...anyway you would probably have to buy a plane ticket
ValerieD: LOL
ValerieD: It is not good policy to chat much here, sorry
You: maybe, im rich tho
You: oh, i see
ValerieD: a plane ticket to maui
You: i can do that!!!
ValerieD: LOL
ValerieD: Sorry.
You: i bet its nice there
ValerieD: Can't date my customers
You: why do you laugh at me?
You: are you on that dating site?
ValerieD: Becuase you are funny in a charming kind of way
ValerieD: No
ValerieD: REally, I can't chat any longer
You: you should be, then we could date
ValerieD: it was fun though
ValerieD: take care
ValerieD: LOL
ValerieD: Have a great night
ValerieD: chat with you again
You: you wouldnt know its me... i promise
You: ok, buh bye
ValerieD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
ValerieD: whats your name?
You: **********
ValerieD: OK
ValerieD: I will remember you **********
ValerieD: Bye
ValerieD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-13-2006, 06:36 PM Metalgirl is offline  
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THIS POST IS SILVER IF NOT GOLD

Cliffs: I make a chacha girl my chat buddy... soon to be more

Edited so you guys don't ruin my chances

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Old 11-13-2006, 06:40 PM Asomatus is offline  
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THIS POST IS SILVER IF NOT GOLD

update plz
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Old 11-13-2006, 06:54 PM zombiecull is offline  
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the update is that I can't get connected to her my love is lost
Old 11-13-2006, 06:56 PM Asomatus is offline  
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Asomatus
 
Well in all honesty, it was ValerieD.... and i think MetalGirl was the person she thought was me
Old 11-13-2006, 06:58 PM Asomatus is offline  
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Metalgirl
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Well in all honesty, it was ValerieD.... and i think MetalGirl was the person she thought was me

prolly, she likes me

and she knows my fake name, so will have to hit her up again
Old 11-13-2006, 07:24 PM Metalgirl is offline  
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prolly, she likes me

and she knows my fake name, so will have to hit her up again

Yeah! You used my thunder! Damn, she lives in maui though? that's sexy
Old 11-13-2006, 07:26 PM Asomatus is offline  
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