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Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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UPDATE #1 - Monday April 04, 2005

Health Condition:
Internally I feel fine, I had a headache last night, but that was because I was studying for Intermediate Accounting, I think...
Externally, the area around where the patch is itches a little bit. The area seems a little tender, but hey, it could very well just be a mental thing. I have also measured my chest, and I'm at the 39.5" I've always been. Will continue with those measurements just in case I do start to grow tits!

Patch Condition:
Took a shower this morning, and amazingly these things stick, isn't soggy at all, completely waterproof. However, on the outside edges of the patch where the sticky glue stuffs is, it has rubbed against my black boxers, and there's a small unsightly black ring on one of the edges, it rubbed off fairly easily.

Here's the opened patch, and the two other ones & my new faptop!


Yes, yes, I was able to procure two more patches. THIS WILL GO ON FOR 3 WEEKS I SWEAR BY IT!



For those of you interested in my new faptop <3 nearly 6 hr battery life!

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Old 04-04-2005, 10:30 AM dvq is offline  
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dan fuck you. you should have bought MY fap top. it came pre-fapped on and everything.
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:31 AM wigglesworth is offline  
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And you're also showing us the hand you fap off with?
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:38 AM ViriiK is offline  
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You should seriously contact ortho evra and tell them that you are doing this, hell you could get paid for doing this for experimental purposes, it will pay your funeral expenses.
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:39 AM Beachbum is offline  
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And you're also showing us the hand you fap off with?
ill post pics of my hand later today.
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:42 AM wigglesworth is offline  
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a long...funnay thread ahead
Old 04-04-2005, 10:42 AM RapedApe is offline  
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Do you still get e-rections?
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:44 AM Pico is offline  
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a long...funnay thread ahead
If he ends up getting medical attention from all this, then definitely.
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:44 AM Jester is offline  
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Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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You should seriously contact ortho evra and tell them that you are doing this, hell you could get paid for doing this for experimental purposes, it will pay your funeral expenses.

They'd probably contact the authorities.
Old 04-04-2005, 10:44 AM dvq is offline  
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Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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Do you still get e-rections?

Had one this morning.
Old 04-04-2005, 10:46 AM dvq is offline  
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Ill laugh when your pecker falls off :P
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Old 04-04-2005, 10:49 AM Emu is offline  
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If he ends up getting medical attention from all this, then definitely.


we can only hope and pray he does...
Old 04-04-2005, 10:53 AM RapedApe is offline  
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Dan please dont die. i love you too damn much.
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:04 AM wigglesworth is offline  
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Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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Dan please dont die. i love you too damn much.

You weren't this nice to me before you realized I might grow breasts...
Old 04-04-2005, 11:06 AM dvq is offline  
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thai ladyboy?
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