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Tyrone
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Think of it as giving you a little more time to put your "gameface" on. Make sure you get an Indian++
i think the ejaculating on keyboard idea is too obvious, they'll know im bs and hang up.... think of more ideas for this call and then geek squad (dell wait is 15x longer, fuck that)
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Selling all my computer stuff for college (CPU's, RAM, HDD's, Mobo's, GFX, etc. )

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Old 08-09-2005, 01:48 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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HAY IDEA!

I'm tech support at a computer store, someone should prank call me!
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Old 08-09-2005, 01:50 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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so u get paid for every time some1 downloads one of your mp3's? if so, i might just quit my ice cream truck job. thx in advance my man
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Old 08-09-2005, 01:53 PM silencer82 is offline  
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Call them up and tell them your computer doesn't work anymore because all the magic smoke came out.
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:01 PM Ray Charles is offline  
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Tell them you work in computer tech support but you cant fix the problem on some computer you're working on and see if they can do it.

Be sure to slip in that you're going to charge 30$ over what theyre going to charge you for it.
Old 08-09-2005, 02:03 PM  
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Impeach and try Bush/Cheney! 911 was an inside job!
 
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:08 PM detail is offline  
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The one I posted was hilarious, because everyone played along.
Old 08-09-2005, 02:09 PM SomeoneWhoIsntMe is offline  
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COMENDY FUCKING GOLD!!!

I Ejaculated on my Keyboard
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35126/
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THIS IS TYRONE

WHERE IS MY CRAYON?

Selling all my computer stuff for college (CPU's, RAM, HDD's, Mobo's, GFX, etc. )

http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=16704849
Old 08-09-2005, 02:10 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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COMENDY FUCKING GOLD!!!

I Ejaculated on my Keyboard
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35126/

haha

I like how he laughed at you.

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Old 08-09-2005, 02:26 PM SomeoneWhoIsntMe is offline  
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this thread wins
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:28 PM SomeoneWhoIsntMe is offline  
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any other great ideas?
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:30 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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Impeach and try Bush/Cheney! 911 was an inside job!
 
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tell them your junipers all shutdown at the same time with 58.204.49.29 unrecognized capability code: 64 - ignored
:10bux: says they have no clue what you are talking about


I don't know what you are talking about and I knew more than all the techies at the BBY I worked at (funny enough I wasn't "qualified" to work at the techbench.) last year.
Old 08-09-2005, 02:33 PM detail is offline  
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Tell them you were installing "Unreal Tournament 3" and following the on-screen prompts, and now your CD drive won't open.. .

Lead them to believe that every time it said "Insert Disc #x," you just popped the next CD in without removing the previous one. See if they keekle.
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:37 PM arkmtech is offline  
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Tell them you were installing "Unreal Tournament 3" and following the on-screen prompts, and now your CD drive won't open.. .

Lead them to believe that every time it said "Insert Disc #x," you just popped the next CD in without removing the previous one. See if they keekle.
perfect, doing that now
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Selling all my computer stuff for college (CPU's, RAM, HDD's, Mobo's, GFX, etc. )

http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=16704849
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