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"How many CDs can you put into your computer - is there a limit?"
"... well it depends on your computer! ... Have you ever put more than one CD in before?"


It was a good try - nice job.

*edit: Now call them and lead them to believe that you're trying to send a fax by holding a piece of paper up to the screen and clicking the 'Fax' button.
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:15 PM arkmtech is offline  
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tech: hello, how may i help you

you: um like i like totally need hep omg can you hep me i need hep

tech: ok , what is the problem

you: i got to hide my gay porn fast, i think my mom has been sneaking on my computer to check my activity. she like TOTALLY thinks im gayz zomg wtf . i have over 280 gigs of it

tech: lolol, um let me put u on hold for a few minutes.

you: not funny asshole. ok ill hold
ok last one for today...
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:21 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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Do the RIAA one I said before... Tell them you downloaded some music off the internet, but you didn't know it was "bad" and that you could get in trouble for it and now you need help getting it removed... see if they'll send you to instore ... "You can bring your computer to the geek squad and they'll help you remove your illigal music" that would be awesome.
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Or... "The computer couldn't find the printer" so you pointed the monitor at the printer so that your computer could find the printer
Old 08-09-2005, 04:23 PM arashi is offline  
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Do the RIAA one I said before... Tell them you downloaded some music off the internet, but you didn't know it was "bad" and that you could get in trouble for it and now you need help getting it removed... see if they'll send you to instore ... "You can bring your computer to the geek squad and they'll help you remove your illigal music" that would be awesome.
first thing tommorow morning
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:24 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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Sweet job... this stuff is super fun...
Old 08-09-2005, 04:25 PM arashi is offline  
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Or... "The computer couldn't find the printer" so you pointed the monitor at the printer so that your computer could find the printer
Great!!
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Gay Porn Removal
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thanks silencer82, you guys are gonna love this one
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Gay Porn Removal
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35147/

thanks silencer82, you guys are gonna love this one

I'm gonna listen to this one, then be gone for the day. I'm hoping there will be more tomorrow, this thread rocks.

Holy fuck, thats hilarious!
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I'm gonna listen to this one, then be gone for the day. I'm hoping there will be more tomorrow, this thread rocks.
There will be more tommorow
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Holy crap, on the Gibson one you sounded so concerned Keep 'em coming

A+ Thread will most definitly read again.

Edit // getting the Ejaculated on Keyboard and CD Drive one now

Gold.
The "Ejaculated on my Keyboard" one was pretty funny.

Next one should be "some esoteric peice of hardware" is talking to you, and telling you that the end is coming near, and all should repent, and that the Geek Squad, as purveyors of chosen digital justice must be the prophets at the vanguard of the Third Coming of Emporor Doom or something....dunno.
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Gay Porn Removal
http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v35147/

thanks silencer82, you guys are gonna love this one
lmao.
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There will be more tommorow

If I had money to waste, you'd get a title right now
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If I had money to waste, you'd get a title right now
I had a title yesterday, but then I got an avatar and the title is gone
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:48 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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wish i had more ideas for you, but all i can think is: gay porn gay porn. i can't get it out of my head. if i think of something ill poast
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