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normally grapes are eaten, so you're gonna eat his nuts?
Grapes are also crushed to make wine

So I am merely going to crush them and sell you his man wine that you so dearly crave.
Old 07-18-2002, 07:57 PM  
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Grapes are also crushed to make wine

So I am merely going to crush them and sell me his man wine that I so dearly crave.
yes but that would take a LONG time with you messin around with his balls...
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Old 07-18-2002, 07:59 PM JulianDelphiki is offline  
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I've had enough of that lip, cookie! <raises hand>
Awwww Onion is gonna make me cry. But that's only because he smells twice as bad as his namesake.

Now that you have let go of your little "manhood" long enough to raise your hand try using it to tun on the shower or take a bath.
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yes but that would take a LONG time with you messin around with his balls...
Sorry you have to wait so long for his man wine. But my eyes are bad and such small things can be difficult to find.

There is bound to be a horny poodle somewhere in your area that can satisfy you long enough to make the wait bearable.
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I'm trying to figure exactly where this thread stands on my list of "most pathetic threads ever".
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Awwww Onion is gonna make me cry. But that's only because he smells twice as bad as his namesake.

Now that you have let go of your little "manhood" long enough to raise your hand try using it to tun on the shower or take a bath.

I'd try, but you'd probably drop the soap
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Sorry you have to wait so long for his man wine. But my eyes are bad and such small things can be difficult to find.

There is bound to be a horny poodle somewhere in your area that can satisfy you long enough to make the wait bearable.
thanks for the tip
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Note that you can easily tell the complete nOOb amature flamers. The ones that think that mere dirty words strung together while SHOUTING has any effect besides amusing their betters.
The use of pofanity has to be placed where it will do the most good.

But I have learned to not expect much better form someone whose mother only got pregnant because their closset fag dad forgot to wipe his boyfriends shit off his dick before fucking the wife.

(practice makes perfect)
thats all it was for! sheer amusement

btw its even funnier if you say it out loud.

and i would talk, seeing as how the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a stain on the matress (godda love full metal jacket)
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thats all it was for! sheer amusement

btw its even funnier if you say it out loud.


No shit sherlock

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and i would talk, seeing as how the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a stain on the matress (godda love full metal jacket)
I prefer to home brew my own insults but I sometimes stoop to your level ans use movie quotes. Oh and that clinton rumpswab one. Thats just too good to not use profligately
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I'd try, but you'd probably drop the soap
If I did I sure would't try to pick it up with an ass bandit such as yourself nearby
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