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so, flu vaccine



81 in mexico city have died in days, 1,300 are sickened. beyond that, it has hit socal, nyc, texas and kansas so far. the WHO says it may be too late to contain an outbreak; many others are probably incubating the virus at this time.

baxter internat'l is working with the WHO on a vaccine.

there won't be enough to go around.

so, genmay strike team to secure the first vaccine shipment? who's with me?

low-uids get dibs.
Old 04-25-2009, 10:24 PM aoeoae is offline  
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Dibs.
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My girlfriend is in college in San Antonio right now (Which seem awfully close to a few of those markers )
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I'll call dibs as well.

From the sound of it, its being spread by both people and birds since its a combination of human, bird, and pig DNA. Not looking good for north america with the current migration patterns.

What kinds of things should we be gathering to prepare for this?
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flu is easily avoided if you have a strong enough immune system.
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urr, and Tamiflu works.

I'm guessing the only reason we haven't heard from curdled is that he either took his family to his bunker and they are now arguing about who to eat first, or he did the only thing he could do, kill them and shoot himself before the zombie-virus hordes came to take his guns
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yeah uh, anyone freaking out over this is wound way WAY way too tightly.
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yeah uh, anyone freaking out over this is wound way WAY way too tightly.

Agreed. It's just another Fox news story to make us hate beaners.
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Agreed. It's just another Fox news story to make us hate beaners.

I'd believe anything Julie Banderas says.
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Agreed. It's just another Fox news story to make us hate beaners.

I'm not saying that, I'm just saying it's not zombie death outbreak ultra rabies
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I'm not saying that, I'm just saying it's not zombie death outbreak ultra rabies

But if it was it would be FUCKING AWESOME
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I can't remember the last time I had a flu shot. And despite working in a call center, where diseases spread like wildfire, I haven't gotten the flu in 8 years.

I'll just trust my immune system on this one.

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I'm rereading this right now and he makes specific references to the Swine Flu. Oh the irony!
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flu is easily avoided if you have a strong enough immune system.

HAHAHAHA NO
Have you not been paying attention? Stuff like the recent Swine Flu and Avian Flu turn the immune system on the body. A strong immune systems is WORSE in these cases. The people dying are the ones with healthy immune systems.
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I guess that's why all the healthy Americans have gotten over it.

This is just more news outlet ratings . Swine flu is no more profound than ordinary flu. It just gives you the runs as well. Otherwise treatable and unthreatening.

http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/key_facts.htm

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Swine flu viruses do not normally infect humans. However, sporadic human infections with swine flu have occurred. Most commonly, these cases occur in persons with direct exposure to pigs. Women everywhere are encouraged to seek medical attention immediately.
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