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guess wut, bros

I bite my toenails.
I bite my toenails and save them in a mason jar.


Once the jar gets somewhat full I take a few out to chew, or I just rummage my fingers through it.
Once it is completely full I blend them into a powder and put the powder into a smaller jar and start filling the large one again. I lick my finger and dip it in the toenail dust and eat it like a dip stick.


I've taken some of the coarser powder and mixed it with shower gel for the abrasive properties, but once it's been sitting for a while they lose their roughness.
I once mixed fine powder with toothpaste to see if it would act as a sort of fine sandpaper, it was too messy to try more than once and frankly, I thought it was a bit too weird.
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Just took a shit.


Not a 'normal' one, by-far.


One of those belly-quivering ones you take when you're sick, feel like I dropped 50 lbs. Ugh. Wife gave me whatever crap she caught at work.

Help me, bros.
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Just took a shit.


Not a 'normal' one, by-far.


One of those belly-quivering ones you take when you're sick, feel like I dropped 50 lbs. Ugh. Wife gave me whatever crap she caught at work.

Help me, bros.

Happened to me yesterday. Wasn't sick, but woke up after only 2 hours of sleep with the ol gut rumblin hard. Spent the next hour on the toilet shitting 3x.
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To top it all off, wifey wants to go to BFE Pennsylvania to visit family this weekend.



I hope I shit my gourd out and I can stay home.
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I hope you shit your gourd out in her parents' guestroom and your MIL has to clean it up.
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You bite your pillow as well

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You bite your pillow as well

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speaking of shits, just started taking a ton of iron supplements

yay for green constipation logs!
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i dont believe that you can reach your toenails with your teeth
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oh shit, that's why im not shitting well

daily multi has iron in it

also fucks my stomach up

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oh shit, that's why im not shitting well

daily multi has iron in it

also fucks my stomach up

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eat some raw spinach

always cleans me out pretty good
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I hope you shit your gourd out in her parents' guestroom and your MIL has to clean it up.





me, too. Fuck I hate that woman
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oh shit, that's why im not shitting well

daily multi has iron in it

also fucks my stomach up

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how much iron is in it? I wouldn't think a multi would have enough iron to plug you up
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