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Your friend should take a basic computer course, might help a bit on his retardednes.

If he is using a Mac which is the Fisher Price of computers there is no possible way for him to learn how to use his computer if he has not figured it out already or how to uninstall a program
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Old 10-09-2011, 09:14 PM odd is offline  
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I love it... when you need to use the shell on Linux then it's OMG WAY TOO COMPLICATED LINUX BLOWS but when you need to use the shell on Mac then it's OMG SO MUCH POWER MAC RULZ LOL
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The solution for his Macbook was to;

a.) track down some special build of MacFuse
b.) uninstall his expired trial of Tuxera NTFS

As soon as I removed Tuxera, hey, how about that... No more error thrown by Tuxera.

There was some shittiness involving Spotlight trying to re-index the drive every time we mounted it, this would prevent smooth dismounting.
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When he doesn't like a program, he will search for all instances of that programs' name then delete all files with that name..


Solution:

1. Get gun
2. Shoot friend in the foot
3. ???
4. Profit
5. Tell him to stop being so retarded
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Solution:

1. Get gun
2. Shoot friend in the foot
3. ???
4. Profit
5. Tell him to stop being so retarded

He deleted all instances of Internet Explorer on his first Vista machine



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He deleted all instances of Internet Explorer on his first Vista machine


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