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Did you know that Santa's Reindeer are all Females

Male Reindeer lose their horns right after mating season which normally ends right before winter.. Female keep theirs year round

Tis a fact!
Old 12-23-2017, 06:32 PM Dunkirk101 is offline  
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its a myth santa claus is not real and reindeer dont exist
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Well...at least Santa's not a gay deer-fucker.
Old 12-26-2017, 08:09 PM DreamWarrior is offline  
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doesn't matter to me, because I always jack off imagining that I'm buttfucking them so gender is of no consequence

whatever
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doesn't matter to me, because I always jack off imagining that I'm buttfucking them so gender is of no consequence

whatever
Hummm...do you have similar feelings regarding your human fantasies? I mean, my deer have to have pussies to get me off.
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Hummm...do you have similar feelings regarding your human fantasies? .

sometimes, yes.


It's odd, sometimes I see a girl and the first thing that comes to mind is power-plunging my root into her neck, and others I think about licking from bow to stern and burying my face in her sniz, and then sometimes I see a hottie that I just want to plow her muddy back forty and then wipe my root on her hair.

It all depends on what kind of romantic mood I'm in.
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sometimes, yes.


It's odd, sometimes I see a girl and the first thing that comes to mind is power-plunging my root into her neck, and others I think about licking from bow to stern and burying my face in her sniz, and then sometimes I see a hottie that I just want to plow her muddy back forty and then wipe my root on her hair.

It all depends on what kind of romantic mood I'm in.
But what if baby has dong? Can still butt fuck?
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But what if baby has dong? Can still butt fuck?

naw man, naw

reindeer buttfuck joke aside, dong is a deal breaker No compromises

a good buddy got fooled years ago. That was an ugly scene
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Yeah man, they can be scary feminine looking these days...never been tricked outside of videos, though, dunno how I'd handle it.
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Yeah man, they can be scary feminine looking these days...never been tricked outside of videos, though, dunno how I'd handle it.


This friend met this 'girl' at a club. We tried to tell him it was a dude, but he didn't believe it, and got mad at us because he thought we were just cockblocking him since he was the one in our group that rarely got any attention from the ladies when the rest of us did, but on this night we were snatchless so therefore we were jealous. *sigh*

long story short: he finally drunkenly encountered his dream girl's root on the dance floor. Some things cannot be unseen. This was one of them. Tears, vomiting and threats of physical violence ensued.

It was not a good night for anyone.
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Yeah, alcohol and surprise cock probably don't go well together. Did he at least admit y'all were spot-on when he sobered up, lol?
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ell together. Did he at least admit y'all were spot-on when he sobered up, lol?


No. In fact, that incident was basically a taboo topic in our little group. It was so bad, there was an unspoken pact among us that we never brought it up. Ever.

We pretended it didn't happen and we let whatever memories he had (or didn't have due his drunkenness) be whatever they were and maybe he could cope a bit better thinking none of us knew
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That was kind of y'all...I think if it happened in my circle of friends we'd have brought it up at every single party, "yo, you remember that one time dreamwarrior was grinding up on that dude's cock" "yeah, fag" "fuck you guys, she...he...it looked like a chick" "naw dude, we told you it was a dude, you wanted to fuck a dude, fag" "you guys suck, I'm drinking more of your beer".
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