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great way to make friends at work

navigate your internet browser to www.google.com

type the following words, including quotation marks:

intitle:"may surprise you"

identify, then quickly press and release your keyboard's enter key

wait while your browser navigates to your new hypertext destination. this may take some time! this is a good time to reflect on your successes in life or prepare a pot of coffee.

once the web sight has loaded, click the tools buttonin the upper right hand corner of the web

select "past month" and wait while the page refreshes with your new Google Search REsults.

peruse the results and select 3 non-offenseive articles

email them to everybody in your office with the title "check out these interesting articles"

watch as you get reply after reply about HOW interesting all that stuff was.
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also note that copying and pasting game of thrones spoilers into the slack #general channel is a bad idea and will get you banned
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set everybody's default homepage to meatspin

you and your coworkers will laugh about it for years to come
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they made a separate slack channel just for shitty GoT here. the 20-year-old indian guy will not stop taking about it
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that sounds like good, clean wholesome fun



i also recommend splattering diarrhea into a coworker's keyboard and then removing only the visible mess. then watch for days at their bewilderment because it will stink!
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high class high jinks
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that sounds like good, clean wholesome fun



i also recommend splattering diarrhea into a coworker's keyboard and then removing only the visible mess. then watch for days at their bewilderment because it will stink!

I did the same but I only removed the smell... you should have seen their faces when they realized there was diarrhea all over their keyboards.. and their relief when they realized it had no odor.
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I once stuck my leftover Ethiopian food in a return air duct of a shithead customer's office once. Holy fuck, talk about awesome. My only regret is that it dried out too quickly after about a week.
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I did the same but I only removed the smell... you should have seen their faces when they realized there was diarrhea all over their keyboards.. and their relief when they realized it had no odor.



i laughed to myself at my desk for a solid 2 minutes.

thank you.
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I once stuck my leftover Ethiopian food in a return air duct of a shithead customer's office once. Holy fuck, talk about awesome. My only regret is that it dried out too quickly after about a week.
was it kitfo?
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