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tbf i work then go home so u could say i'm not even on the market
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Old 09-18-2017, 08:59 PM Sup is offline  
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then on the weekends i stay home
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at this point idk what i would even do if a woman showed interest
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at this point idk what i would even do if a woman showed interest

I'll tell you what I do now - I pretend like I didn't notice cuz there's no way she actually wants a dude with a broken limp dick.
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I'll tell you what I do now - I pretend like I didn't notice cuz there's no way she actually wants a dude with a broken limp dick.

yeah that's how I would play it too

luckily i work in IT so don't really have to deal with women
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yeah that's basically my situation. work/home/essential-errands and thats it.

i just made an okcupid profile and i made it way to long and wrote it like an incredibly analytic emotionless robot, because i am, and i got a few mutual likes and messages so i sent replies, this one replied back, so i was like "well... i dont know how to make good online conversation so want to meet up?" and she said yes and then we did meet first for a date "in public" i guess to ensure im not a rapist or killer now we are cool w/ each other.
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yeah that's basically my situation. work/home/essential-errands and thats it.

i just made an okcupid profile and i made it way to long and wrote it like an incredibly analytic emotionless robot, because i am, and i got a few mutual likes and messages so i sent replies, this one replied back, so i was like "well... i dont know how to make good online conversation so want to meet up?" and she said yes and then we did meet first for a date "in public" i guess to ensure im not a rapist or killer now we are cool w/ each other.

good job putting urself out there bro
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i wish there was like mombook where women who were motherly and nurturing could find single men who are effectively asexual but look at porn and occasionally jerk off to live with them and cook and clean and work a part time job so they can pay for their own shit.
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i'm not asexual tho i just hate myself (for good reason obv)
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yeah i don't even have a decent picture on my profile. it's literally a 100x100 thumbnail of my face wearing sunglasses that i blew up to fit the minimum dimensions for a picture.

which probably explains the general lack of interest but hey at least i got one. one is all it takes if youre willing to settle for anyone.
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like fuck no im not going to post pictures of myself online. it'll end up in some youtube compilation of ugly s with 5 million views
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yeah, def gj

i'm literally handicapped when it comes to writing about myself i don't even submit cover letters with job apps

hell no there's no way i'd be able to fill out a dating profile

"lol i like food and sleep and i take a shower so thats' something so i'm clean then i go to work in my car so i have transportation and a job so there's that too..."
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good things about her so far: she has 2 jobs one of which is skilled, has an education, doesn't have kids, was with her ex for 7 years (nice and stable), not addicted to any drugs, doesn't think she's an artist or photographer, lives within a reasonable distance, speaks english natively (thats a jab at my ex wife lol jk her english was good too), has both legs and both arms, capable of walking without assistance, smells like a girl, doesn't wear adult diapers to my knowledge but if she does thats ok, not in a gang, she's white, i could go on
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it took me several revisions. now it's like an essay and too long for anyone who isn't seriously looking to read through. which is fine i don't want to support a 22 year old moocher whos just going to cheat on me anyway, as i said.
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i dont want to be a sugar daddy
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