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how much does she weigh?

this is very important - the answer will ultimately determine her sanity
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Old 09-18-2017, 10:24 PM BlisterDick is offline  
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how much does she weigh?

this is very important - the answer will ultimately determine her sanity

probably around 200lbs, so fat, but i'm also fat so i consider this acceptable.
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and if she thinks im the best she can do in the looks department then thats great
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good things about her so far: she has 2 jobs one of which is skilled, has an education, doesn't have kids, was with her ex for 7 years (nice and stable), not addicted to any drugs, doesn't think she's an artist or photographer, lives within a reasonable distance, speaks english natively (thats a jab at my ex wife lol jk her english was good too), has both legs and both arms, capable of walking without assistance, smells like a girl, doesn't wear adult diapers to my knowledge but if she does thats ok, not in a gang, she's white, i could go on

sounds like a keeper

also what happened with ur ex wife

why did u get married
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cute face if she lost weight she's be hot
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she's probably not crazy then

...just not thin enough to be snatched up by whatever swinging dick stumbled across her path when she was younger
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like i said earlier, woman are whores
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sounds like a keeper

also what happened with ur ex wife

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well i was 20 years old and got engaged because she was here on a j1 visa (1 year) and was my girlfriend , first girlfriend since i was a hs freshman, so i figured if i let her go my hopes of ever having a woman were gone and kind of pushed her to marry me, well she agreed and we got married, i did all the paperwork my god damn self without a lawyer for both her green card which was a very complex process but anyway that went over fine, and we lived in florida for a while but we didn't really get along great and have pretty different personalities and also no sex life for about a year before i told her look im gonna move back with my parents its done, but this was something we'd discussed before so not a big surprise. then we were separated for a few years and finally formalized the divorce in 2015 i think.

but we still talk on the phone and tbh are decent friends, she came to visit last december and we had a good time, she stayed at my house and stuff, no problems. we're just not the right people to be married.
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idk how i got her to be my girlfriend. i was even more shy and introverted than i am now and for some reason since she gave me attention i felt like she must like me so i wasn't that shy and i asked her to be my gf like 10 times before she agreed.
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my parents still think she pressured me for us to get married but it was kind of the other way around. i wanted it because i thought it was my only hope.
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and her visa would have expired
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well i was 20 years old and got engaged because she was here on a j1 visa (1 year) and was my girlfriend , first girlfriend since i was a hs freshman, so i figured if i let her go my hopes of ever having a woman were gone and kind of pushed her to marry me, well she agreed and we got married, i did all the paperwork my god damn self without a lawyer for both her green card which was a very complex process but anyway that went over fine, and we lived in florida for a while but we didn't really get along great and have pretty different personalities and also no sex life for about a year before i told her look im gonna move back with my parents its done, but this was something we'd discussed before so not a big surprise. then we were separated for a few years and finally formalized the divorce in 2015 i think.

but we still talk on the phone and tbh are decent friends, she came to visit last december and we had a good time, she stayed at my house and stuff, no problems. we're just not the right people to be married.

did she get her citizenship off u?
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yeah if i got a mail order bride they would def bounce after they got their citizenship
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