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Old 05-16-2005, 03:26 AM Snakebyt is offline  
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Old 05-16-2005, 04:10 AM Gruggster is offline  
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Old 05-16-2005, 05:19 AM ScHpAnKy is offline  
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Quote:
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I posted prepared for the normal pedo and sicko comments, but you're pushing it.
rapeing the baby jokes = a-ok!
Vienge being the father = GOING TOO FAR!
Old 05-16-2005, 05:39 AM kristchan is offline  
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Quote:
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rapeing the baby jokes = a-ok!
Vienge being the father = GOING TOO FAR!

To be fair me procreating IS a scary thought.

edit: LOL HANGOVER!
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Old 05-16-2005, 05:44 AM Vienge. is offline  
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Old 05-16-2005, 06:16 AM NeedsMoreEmo is offline  
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rapeing the baby jokes = a-ok!
Vienge being the father = GOING TOO FAR!


that wasn't exactly what I meant... More along the lines of the feelings of her REAL father...not to mention the large portion of the population who beleives everything they read without bothering to look for the joke. ah well, Kaitlyn can't read, and I doubt anyone who would be otherwise offended would be reading GenMay anyway...let alone as a 'news source'
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Old 05-16-2005, 07:15 AM i8thegooseguru is offline  
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:02 AM d4rkspike is offline  
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:25 AM Spoonie is offline  
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Streetlights, you go from knowing not a damn thing about babies...
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why does it have a red mark on its face

to being a doctor...
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I was 9lbs and I was delivered vaginally. Surely the extra pound doesn't make any difference.

In just one thread! Fastest medical school graduate EVER!
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:30 AM darwin is offline  
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kristchan
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I'm still boggling at:
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Originally Posted by thegooseguru
I must be the only woman in history to lose 60 lbs in the week after giving birth Granted, most was water & a 10lb baby, but still, I can't complain. Only a few more lbs to go to be pre-pregnancy weight *woohoo*
50 lbs of water?
and in order to lose 60 lbs, you have to first gain the 60 lbs.
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Weight gain in pregnancy averages 25 to 35 pounds, with first-time moms gaining an average of 27 1/2 pounds. Weight gain will vary, depending on the mother's pre-pregnancy weight. A very thin woman who is below her optimum weight should gain 28 to 40 pounds, while an overweight woman should gain about 15 pounds. About 20 pounds of the weight gained is baby weight: The rest is usually storage of fat.
and
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I was married in December to a long time on again off again boyfriend...we've always been head over heels, but our timing always sucked...until now, anyway. I didn't find out I was pregnant until after we were married
gaining that kind of weight and not realizing you're pregnant till you're 5 months along? a month after you can feel the baby start to move?



There ya go, Vienge. Hope you get your $20's worth.
Old 05-16-2005, 08:32 AM kristchan is offline  
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:47 AM Vienge. is offline  
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she was a fat fuck just like me when i was born!!
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:06 AM DlStreamnet is offline  
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Really guys - I'm all for the fun & of GenMay, and I posted prepared for the normal pedo and sicko comments, but you're pushing it. I'm also sed to being the butt of jokes around this joint, however this isn't me you're kicking around, it's my daughter.
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You... you're joking, right?

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Oh, and Bonnie, I like you a lot better when I'm not on the sharp end of your words, I mean dayum girl... you cut goosie's jugular and I felt the pain
Old 05-16-2005, 09:48 AM Sarah Palin is offline  
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I'm still boggling at:

50 lbs of water?
and in order to lose 60 lbs, you have to first gain the 60 lbs.


and

gaining that kind of weight and not realizing you're pregnant till you're 5 months along? a month after you can feel the baby start to move?



There ya go, Vienge. Hope you get your $20's worth.
goosie has never been known for her accurate depiction of her own life events...
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