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i-swim-in-diarrhea
 
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"Bio: I'm 23 and I am a server at Red Lobster. I also am a Lead at Universal Orlando. Someday I hope to be an Emergency Room Physician"

maybe if you stopped using so much butter with your lobster you wouldn't be so fat
Old 10-19-2008, 01:05 AM i-swim-in-diarrhea is offline  
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Hmm, she has cervical cancer stemming from HPV, I wonder if he'd still get the herps? Or maybe he'd get the HPV and get penile cancer, that would be some Karma going to work right there.

stay in school kids
Old 10-19-2008, 01:45 AM McBush is offline  
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watch the video below. a grown ass man posted that on the internet. it seemed like a good idea to him. can you imagine him fucking with the lights and the camera to get everything perfect, alone in his apartment? of course he's fucked up

I dunno man, I've seen enough people with a shimmer of sanity doing the same shit. It's some kind of perverted sense of exhibitionism that inflicts every lonely loser. Only with this fancy thing we call internet those lonely losers have an outlet for that.

And we, the audience, continued to reward that by watching them and calling them names.
Old 10-19-2008, 02:32 AM Fiah is offline  
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Do you want me to be truly insulting? Okay.

You choose to pick on younger, more attractive women who remind you of your former self, because you have turned into a shell of what you once were; your husband's unibrow could provide warmth for a small country if plucked; you hate your job because you work for people you can't tolerate (most likely because you are jealous of what they have accomplished in life); you just bought what is called a "McMansion"; you collect animals because you can't bear any children of your own (and this is also probably one of the reasons why you hate kristchan so much); you are over-emotional and can't stand when people don't agree with everything you wish/want/desire, and have driven away your close friends because of this; and finally, you're a vapid bitch who thrives on other's misfortune and then attempts to martyr herself by valiantly crusading against internet bullying.

Now that tirade certainly lasted longer than one of my past relationships.

this needed quoting again
Old 10-19-2008, 02:39 AM Seaweed is offline  
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So how much money did he approximately receive?

OWK sent him everything he owns
Old 10-19-2008, 02:40 AM Seaweed is offline  
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stay in school kids

lolwut
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Old 10-19-2008, 05:36 AM Reverend Sin is offline  
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Monday, June 20, 2005
LGFUAD
It really pisses me off when I see people hurting other people
Just to keep a lie going
I'm no saint
I lie
We all lie
But I guess it's a whole different perspective when seeing it from the outside

People really need to actually adopt the old saying
"Treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself"
And actually STICK to it
It's sad that 99% of people just are selfish human beings
And only care for themselves

Irony?
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Old 10-19-2008, 05:42 AM Reverend Sin is offline  
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Fake cancer. Get money. Fuck bitches.

this is actually a very good point.

and its all the motivation i need!
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Old 10-19-2008, 12:01 PM Jas101 is offline  
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Is this going to be the next reason why Sarah left?
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Old 10-19-2008, 12:16 PM cokezeroholic is offline  
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Irony?

noticed this as well
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Old 10-19-2008, 12:20 PM SGT Rob is offline  
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lolwut

hpv won't give you herpes
hpv won't give you penile cancer
there's no such thing as karma
Old 10-19-2008, 12:21 PM McBush is offline  
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hpv won't give you herpes
hpv won't give you penile cancer
there's no such thing as karma
...
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Most men who get HPV (of any type) never develop any symptoms or health problems. But some types of HPV can cause genital warts. Other types can cause penile cancer or anal cancer. The types of HPV that can cause genital warts are not the same as the types that can cause penile or anal cancer.
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Old 10-19-2008, 12:42 PM augusttremulous is offline  
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hpv for us dudes in no biggy.

chicks are all cocky until they hit 30, then its all tears and doctors ploughing away at thier axewounds.
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Old 10-19-2008, 12:51 PM Jas101 is offline  
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i'm a
now i actually care that fundies have been fighting the vacinations
Old 10-19-2008, 12:56 PM McBush is offline  
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Rated five for having the required content drama and a catfight or two all on the side while remaining a fairly entertaining thread.

On a side note, I gave 40 bucks to a guy on the internet about 3 years ago who said he needed it for gas until he could get his first paycheck and he paid me back the next month. You just can't ever tell if someone is telling the truth but in the broad scope of things... if someones willing to shave their fucking eyebrows off for a few bucks I'd say they need it more than you.

ps, I'd probably pay people 20 bucks to shave their eyebrows to begin with.
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