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List of croatian inventions that benefit MANKIND

1)the necktie
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sorry can't think of any more
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Vegeta

Shit is the bomb

holy fuck a processed bag of slop for emptyheaded peasants


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does it taste like hay
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redbum eats slop made by bosnian scientists before and after his turnip vodka shots
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The dish draining closet is a Finnish invention by Maiju Gebhard, intended to speed up the drying up of washed dishes, or even to make the entire drying phase unnecessary. It was developed in the Finnish Association for Work Efficiency from 1944 to 1945. The Finnish Invention Foundation has named it as one of the most important Finnish inventions of the millennium.

The inspiration for the dish draining closet was a Swedish dish draining holder, which was kept on a table. Gebhard noticed that most families never used the holder, but instead dried the washed dishes by hand and moved them directly to the storage closet or cupboard. Gebhard's idea was to put the dish draining holder in the closet above the dish washing table (sideboard or counter top), so the dishes could drain dry in place. This way, an entire phase of normal household upkeep could be skipped. According to Gebhard's calculations, the average housewife spent almost 30,000 hours of her life washing and drying dishes.[1]

Enso-Gutzeit started producing dish draining closets in 1948. Since 1954, dish draining closets were made of plastic-coated steel wire to help keep them clean. The measurements for the closets were standardised in 1982.

The cabinets have an open bottom that allows for the water to drain directly into the sink below.


















































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It has a purpose

what about a tie
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why is the dish soap named fairy?
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The dish draining closet is a Finnish invention by Maiju Gebhard, intended to speed up the drying up of washed dishes, or even to make the entire drying phase unnecessary. It was developed in the Finnish Association for Work Efficiency from 1944 to 1945. The Finnish Invention Foundation has named it as one of the most important Finnish inventions of the millennium.

The inspiration for the dish draining closet was a Swedish dish draining holder, which was kept on a table. Gebhard noticed that most families never used the holder, but instead dried the washed dishes by hand and moved them directly to the storage closet or cupboard. Gebhard's idea was to put the dish draining holder in the closet above the dish washing table (sideboard or counter top), so the dishes could drain dry in place. This way, an entire phase of normal household upkeep could be skipped. According to Gebhard's calculations, the average housewife spent almost 30,000 hours of her life washing and drying dishes.[1]

Enso-Gutzeit started producing dish draining closets in 1948. Since 1954, dish draining closets were made of plastic-coated steel wire to help keep them clean. The measurements for the closets were standardised in 1982.

The cabinets have an open bottom that allows for the water to drain directly into the sink below.


















































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i think i have that mug that's on the top shelf
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It has a purpose

what about a tie

ties serve the purpose of keeping tie makers in business, duh.
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why is the dish soap named fairy?

because it is you
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why is the dish soap named fairy?

because "" was too obvious
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but back on topic, here is a revised list:

1)the necktie
2)some odd fucking vegetable slop for peasants
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