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I bet she gave you the address of someone else. Can you imagine what a prank that would be? Someone receiving 40 bags of semen in the mail and wondering why?
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Old 04-21-2005, 02:23 AM Misutiku is offline  
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I bet she gave you the address of someone else. Can you imagine what a prank that would be? Someone receiving 40 bags of semen in the mail and wondering why?

i brought that up already, she says she includes proof of it being her address in her PMs to donors
Old 04-21-2005, 04:03 AM synaesthesia is offline  
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:15 AM odd is offline  
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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED>>>THIS CAN NOT BE REAL


whats the address again?


edit: I have uber sperm


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Old 04-21-2005, 05:27 AM curdledvomit is offline  
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pm me nudes of yourself for the milking process and your address
Old 04-21-2005, 05:32 AM Rage is offline  
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pm me nudes of yourself for the milking process and your address

she refuses to provide any incentive fapping material in the form of pics of her
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:34 AM mofugger is offline  
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Don't freeze them guys, you might kill off the stuff that's needs to stay alive.

You can keep them cold though.

Line the box with solid styrofoam. This will inhibit heat transfer. Put the 'loved ones' in the center, surrounded by chemical reaction cold packs. Make sure to use cold packs that refridgerate, not freeze.

don't pop the cold packs until you get to the delivery station. Don't forget to bring packaging tape with you.

If they ask, tell them it's white chocolate. Candy get's shipped through the mail all of the time. Semen probably doesn't.
methinks someone has throught about this too much
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:38 AM SnarkFish is offline  
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i brought that up already, she says she includes proof of it being her address in her PMs to donors
plus that Clouds guy posted a link where I've posted my address before.

Members have sent me non-sperm related mail before and can vouch it's legit.
Old 04-21-2005, 05:52 AM kristchan is offline  
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Potential vault thread.

As for kristchans receiving end, it'll be more poisonous than a komodo dragons mouth because of this thread.
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:52 AM Inf is offline  
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So wait, how are you planning on applying this? I can't imagine just thrusting a hand into the bag and rubbing like lotion.

Turkey basters, anyone?
Old 04-21-2005, 06:58 AM LittleRedStars is offline  
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this takes the award for the weirdest request on genmay....EVER.

I'm surprised that no one has changed her title to "mail me your sperm" or something
Old 04-21-2005, 07:04 AM geremology101 is offline  
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So wait, how are you planning on applying this? I can't imagine just thrusting a hand into the bag and rubbing like lotion.

Turkey basters, anyone?


if she is willing to rub sperm from random internet people on her privates, I don't think that touching it with her hands would be a problem for her.
Old 04-21-2005, 07:06 AM geremology101 is offline  
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If this is serious, I'm going to laugh when you get an STD.
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Old 04-21-2005, 09:53 AM cromicus is offline  
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if she is willing to rub sperm from random internet people on her privates, I don't think that touching it with her hands would be a problem for her.
lol you said privates
Old 04-21-2005, 09:55 AM kristchan is offline  
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have fun with the aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUAHAHAHAHAHHA



















































































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