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don't you people know anything about female anatomy?


they're made out of kevlar

you don't know anything about female anatomy either....

you should have known you wouldn't reach your cervix on your own
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Old 04-23-2005, 08:14 AM mofugger is offline  
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don't you people know anything about female anatomy?


they're made out of kevlar
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Old 04-23-2005, 08:18 AM SemperFly is offline  
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you don't know anything about female anatomy either....

you should have known you wouldn't reach your cervix on your own
normally it's detachable, but the baby is holding it on from the inside



Find your Cervix
Old 04-23-2005, 08:19 AM kristchan is offline  
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you don't know anything about female anatomy either....

you should have known you wouldn't reach your cervix on your own


Apparently you know absolutley nothing about the female anatomy.
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This pretty much tops my WTF list.
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Old 04-23-2005, 09:40 AM Barney is offline  
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@ first post.

Cliffs from there?
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Old 04-23-2005, 10:27 AM TheFleshRocket is offline  
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Apparently you know absolutley nothing about the female anatomy.


apparently the best attack you could come up with is a
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may i be the first to declare shennanigens!


you may not
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Old 04-23-2005, 11:04 AM mofugger is offline  
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I call upon the great collective spooge knowledge of genmay.

Is this normal? I don't know what old jizz is supposed to look like in liquid form.

http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum9.jpg
http://www.supload.com/012005/jizzum10.jpg

Did it seperate? Or go funky?
I guess I'll find out when the next package gets here.


Sadly I've had no more contractions than usual. But I'm willing to give it another shot.

that's not sperm. it's mrs. butterworth's
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you may not
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