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coldfusion1970
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Originally Posted by kristchan
as you probably know, I am very pregnant. Due on Monday.
However, I'm showing no signs of going into labor any time soon. I've been trying various methods of inducing labor naturally, but nothing is working. I'm still at 1 cm, same as I was last week.
At my appointment next week, I'll be overdue and they'll be scheduling me to be induced. Which means it might be May before I have my baby.

So I ask for your help...



I currently have no local access to semen. Please send me your spooge. Squirt one out into a non-spermicidal condom. Place in a zip lock bag. Send it to me. Maybe if I massage my cervex with it, we can get something going. I promise all semen sent to me will be for therapeutic use only.

I'll buy a title for the person who's semen puts me into labor. Be sure to write your UID on the bag.

Please... fap one for kristchan. The future of genmay depends on it.


PM me for address. serious replys only.

Count me in.
I've been fapping to pictures of you for years and coincidentally i've saved up a whole load of baby-paste.
Where do i post it?

Ps. Does love-lubrication have a 'sell by' date?
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:46 AM coldfusion1970 is offline  
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this is fucking nasty.
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:33 PM Elipsn is offline  
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i'm not sure what i should think about this.
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:47 PM plot is offline  
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Needs more betting thread on when the baby comes.

I just hope your baby doesn't come 19 days late like I did...
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:52 PM fubarific_chick is offline  
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wow... just wow.
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:53 PM fireloard is offline  
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kristchan
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I just hope your baby doesn't come 19 days late like I did...
um... no

I see the doc on Tuesday to discuss artifical methods of getting this kid out of me.
Old 04-24-2005, 07:11 PM kristchan is offline  
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um... no

I see the doc on Tuesday to discuss artifical methods of getting this kid out of me.

plunger?
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Old 04-24-2005, 07:15 PM plot is offline  
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Old 04-24-2005, 07:50 PM JLowry is offline  
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Whats the address?

Ill send mine priority overnight.
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Old 04-24-2005, 08:02 PM Lurker is offline  
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Whats the address?

Ill send mine priority overnight.

Do NOT put lurker's sperm inside you
Old 04-24-2005, 08:08 PM Therapist is offline  
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ugh, this shitty thread is still alive?
Old 04-24-2005, 08:12 PM Pogo is offline  
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ugh, this shitty thread is still alive?

It's sticky in more ways than one.
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Old 04-24-2005, 08:14 PM TheRequiem is offline  
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kristchan
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ugh, this shitty thread is still alive?
and it will be so long as people bump it
Old 04-24-2005, 08:21 PM kristchan is offline  
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Do NOT put lurker's sperm inside you
it's damned temping... Lurker's baby could be amusing
Old 04-24-2005, 08:22 PM kristchan is offline  
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kristchan why do you hate me so
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