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hmmm I've never had a female tell me to stop because it hurt. Well there was one time where she was drunk off her ass, and so was I and she started crying, so I stopped, but that doesn't count. She didn't TELL me. I mean wtf.. don't start crying. bitch
Old 04-25-2005, 09:39 PM 909 is offline  
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hmmm I've never had a female tell me to stop because it hurt. Well there was one time where she was drunk off her ass, and so was I and she started crying, so I stopped, but that doesn't count. She didn't TELL me. I mean wtf.. don't start crying. bitch
Not even your grandmother?
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:51 PM Julie is offline  
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Not even your grandmother?

no she just died from it
Old 04-25-2005, 10:02 PM 909 is offline  
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now that I'm being induced, that's probably going to be sitting at the post office fermenting for a week or two.

I hope they don't notice the smell.

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Old 04-26-2005, 12:57 AM Vienge. is offline  
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so... i dont feel like reading the last 20 pages.

what the fuck happened?
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Old 04-26-2005, 04:13 AM TaK is offline  
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did she give birth to a beautiful, cum-drenched blue eyed baby girl,


or did she just get AIDS i figured she would
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Old 04-26-2005, 04:14 AM TaK is offline  
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Well if she isn't online she's probably busy giving birth, hopefully things are going well and she'll be back to update us soon.
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Well if she isn't online she's probably busy giving birth
I do occasionally leave the computer
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Old 04-26-2005, 06:59 AM kristchan is offline  
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I do occasionally leave the computer
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that baby's gonna be on webcam
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When do you start having that baby, Missy???
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Well hopefully you have it soon.
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Old 04-26-2005, 07:03 AM sanjay is offline  
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When do you start having that baby, Missy???
meh. I dunno. just not in the mood.





I see the doc at 2:45
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meh. I dunno. just not in the mood.

I see the doc at 2:45
Maybe you should call us in the middle of the night when the newborn is screaming her head off so I can deromanticize the whole motherhood thing
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