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What happened to rome? It ate shit and died. Before it there were Egyptians. Clearly this means they are the master race.

After raping and pillaging the Romans, today those backwood hole shitting Germans are so far ahead of Croatia in every single aspect, it's not even funny. However bosnians, serbs and harvatis are the bottom rung of europe and have been for centuries. They haven't done shit and all you got to go with is your seaside villages that look cute, unlike inland Croatia which look like the bad parts of fucking Tijuana.

Wait no i suppose your obese unemployed and uneducated ass is the living proof of your genetic superiority, right?



rome never REALLY "fell". formally as a state it may have weakened in power and became divided yes but not practically.

OPEN A FUCKING BOOK YOU FUCKING MORON.
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how might one find out which haplogroup they belong to?
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rome never REALLY "fell". formally as a state it may have weakened in power and became divided yes but not practically.

OPEN A FUCKING BOOK YOU FUCKING MORON.

Soviet Union then, never collapsed also - it may have weakened in power and became divided; perfect system - low crime rate, no taxes... Epitome of civilization
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how might one find out which haplogroup they belong to?

http://dna.ancestry.com/
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is this legitimate??


is this safe?

will they make an army of me and overthrow absolutely nothing with it???
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ancestry.com is pretty legit.

they will only use your DNA for their clone army if you have superior genes.
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ancestry.com is pretty legit.

they will only use your DNA for their clone army if you have superior genes.



Won't work for me. They got english+merkin records There needs to be a motherland.org or something for us Ruskies, but afaik in early 19th century Russia only the large cities kept any sort of detailed records. My moms parents lived in central Russia. My pops lived in Tallinn before moving to RU. Now were here. Living in your home town for generations makes this stuff a lot easier
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Won't work for me. They got english+merkin records There needs to be a motherland.org or something for us Ruskies, but afaik in early 19th century Russia only the large cities kept any sort of detailed records. My moms parents lived in central Russia. My pops lived in Tallinn before moving to RU. Now were here. Living in your home town for generations makes this stuff a lot easier

maybe church records? i have detailed church records dating back to the 9th century on both my maternal and paternal side

oh i forgot russians are too drunk/lazy/illiterate to write shit down
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ancestry.com is pretty legit.

they will only use your DNA for their clone army if you have superior genes.

23andme.com used to be the go to place but i think the FDA put a stop to them, also i think they would add "noise" to their genetic analysis to remain PC, a person who could trace their ancestry through back woods sweden for thousands of years would have a certain percentage of their ancestry as "african", this phenomenon was quite common with people with significantly "pure" bloodlines
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Tardlr in a nutshell
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all in one comic (minus the fat shaming, for obvious reasons)


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