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i like creationists because they point to gaps in evolutionary theory

Yeah how did human beings survive stumbling around blind until they evolved eyes?
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cowboys and aliens

decent acting

terrible concept

and the friendly deus ex machina alien ghost
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like the misunderstood use of the word "theory"

and how all of science is a trick by the devil and money grubbing scientists with their super lucrative research grants who are on a mission to insult to god and all of his followers with their facts and research.

all of it is a lie

except those parts which make modern life easy and which don't make us think about our ridiculous beliefs too much.

Da Vinci and Ben Franklin were tools of the devil. Calling their evil magics Science and damning every soul who uses it.

Only the Quakers will ascend to heaven
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What rock have you been hiding under dipshit? They have direct lab evidence of

A: A bacteria undergoing Speciation

Is still a bacteria, and you are still a retard.



B: A virus undergoing Speciation.

Is still a virus, and you are still a retard.



As far as the "missing link" It's relatively hard to find dinosaur fossils of species that were stable and around for 10 million years

Because it doesn't exist until proven, and you're still a retard.
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mutations are like level ups and then you spend your points on a tech tree

mutations are random coding errors that have no use unless they happen to coincide with an environmental factor that lets them out compete the previously mainline genetic line. Or become useful when environmental conditions radically change and would be fatal change without the mutation that was until then worthless

The only way to compare it to a tech tree powerup would be a random selection that made you immune to an ice dagger shoved up your ass.
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Anyone got any hungry lions?

Nope, I am saving my hungry tiger to be let loose in PETA HQ though.
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Holy Ramen these stupid fucks keep banging the thermodynamic boogey man

To any stupid fucks that make it here. The earth is not a closed system. If you cant understand what the means go to a 5th grade science class and ask one of the students what it means.
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Holy Ramen these stupid fucks keep banging the thermodynamic boogey man

To any stupid fucks that make it here. The earth is not a closed system. If you cant understand what the means go to a 5th grade science class and ask one of the students what it means.

I know. This is so fucked..
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i'm not saying i believe in the god depicted in the bible or in any religious belief. its just that everything seems so convenient and coincidental to not have been created. I know it took millions of years to get to this point on earth and billions in the universe. something has to create the elements and define the physics of the universe, right?

who designed the designer?

If the universe is to great/complex to exist without being created how would a god that is even greater/more complex than his creation come to exist without something greater creating him? And then it's elephants all the way down.

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The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"
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but what made that happen

Well you see when the male point source saw the female point source it rubbed against her and they both exploded at superluminal speed.

Since the female was bigger she exploded into matter and the male into antimatter

That matter eventually formed into life and thats why life's a bitch
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No matter where shit comes from, the point is Jesus doesn't give a fuck if you all go to some building on Sundays and sing songs, or donate so the guy who owns that building can buy himself a new car.

If there's a god, he most likely didn't fornicate with some earth woman. Jesus was real but he was probably no different than you or me. The bible, shockingly, was written by people.

If we can swallow this basic shit, we can then move onto other existential issues.

Actually there is absolutely no evidence of the existence of Jesus as a natural or supernatural bastard.

While during that same time frame there is a plethora of evidence of the existence of John the Baptist
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Have you found that 5th grader yet? You can find one at this thing called a school. School is a place where children are sent to learn things.

Unfortunately some of them either refuse to learn or are not capable. Which category are you in?
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A: A bacteria undergoing Speciation

Is still a bacteria, and you are still a retard.



B: A virus undergoing Speciation.

Is still a virus, and you are still a retard.



As far as the "missing link" It's relatively hard to find dinosaur fossils of species that were stable and around for 10 million years

Because it doesn't exist until proven, and you're still a retard.

So the ebola virus is the same as a rhino virus.

And e coli bacteria is the same as meningococcal meningitis

You find that fifth grader yet?
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