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My grandma had a tenant that ate up close to 6 months without paying and moved out the night before the eviction.

We had to go to court and of course the tenants don't show up.

They know how to work the system
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Ghetto and BD should move in together and post about their shenanigans
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why did he move out?

they had been fighting about the thermostat for months when it culminated into them getting into a fist fight in the hallway at 3am back in December. Then the landlord contacted us the last week of January saying the one roommate had just given his 30-day notice.
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bd, if you need more time make the landlord evict you, he has to go get a court order for that

might buy you some time

I should be ok. Still got 10 days to drive and earn cash for moving expenses. Also, I really don't want to find out how hard it would be to rent a place in the future with a court-ordered eviction on my record.
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Ghetto and BD should move in together and post about their shenanigans

The tales of debauchery would be epic.

We'd have to get a third room for all the real dolls and waifu body pillows though.
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hey tc, I'm gonna be homeless week after next... any protips?

Stash your cash for necessaries. Buy a gym membership.That way you can avoid smelling homeless. Same with laundry, any laundromat will do. Keep good hygiene. Brush yo teef.

Having a truck with a camper shell is nice. Put a mattress+ blankets back there and you're good to go. Have some empty Gatorade bottles to use as a thundermug during the night. Time your last meal and bathroom use so you don't have to shit until morning. Waking up, getting dressed, getting out just to drive 10-15 minutes to a place to use the shitter at 3:34 am is boring AF. Avoid foods that make you pee out the butt at 3 am.

Find a safe place to park. This may be the hardest. Lots of places cops will move you along, places that don't can be the nasty druggie type homeless. Try to find places without either. When you find it, try not to draw attention of cops or neighborhood people. Be chill. As always, be aware of your surroundings.

Keep a stiff upper lip, and hang in there.

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I should be ok. Still got 10 days to drive and earn cash for moving expenses. Also, I really don't want to find out how hard it would be to rent a place in the future with a court-ordered eviction on my record.

It won't be hard. It would be fucking impossible.
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Stash your cash for necessaries. Buy a gym membership.That way you can avoid smelling homeless. Same with laundry, any laundromat will do. Keep good hygiene. Brush yo teef.

Having a truck with a camper shell is nice. Put a mattress+ blankets back there and you're good to go. Have some empty Gatorade bottles to use as a thundermug during the night. Time your last meal and bathroom use so you don't have to shit until morning. Waking up, getting dressed, getting out just to drive 10-15 minutes to a place to use the shitter at 3:34 am is boring AF. Avoid foods that make you pee out the butt at 3 am.

Find a safe place to park. This may be the hardest. Lots of places cops will move you along, places that don't can be the nasty druggie type homeless. Try to find places without either. When you find it, try not to draw attention of cops or neighborhood people. Be chill. As always, be aware of your surroundings.

Keep a stiff upper lip, and hang in there.



It won't be hard. It would be fucking impossible.

I'm freaking out a little now.
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wow, that's nearly exactly what i did
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I'm freaking out a little now.

you can't find another room for rent?
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you can't find another room for rent?

hopefully

expect the worst, hope for the best
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expect the worst, hope for the best

That's not how it works 'round here.



That said, hope you find a place. You could room in our spare? If you like WI winters.
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hopefully

expect the worst, hope for the best

prepare for the worst


thats why you always need to save money
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That's not how it works 'round here.



That said, hope you find a place. You could room in our spare? If you like WI winters.

he will fuck your wife
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he will fuck your wife

I'd be more concerned with Roy trying to fuck BD
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That's not how it works 'round here.



That said, hope you find a place. You could room in our spare? If you like WI winters.

Can I wear the cheese apron??
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