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looks like work is flying me down to the bay area for a month


Going to go fluffing fgts under the Bay Bridge on your off-time, ?
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manager is making me do a fairly easy task with a coworker who is a worse programmer than i. so i have to explain everything to him, his feelings get hurt because he doesn't know very much and I'm the new guy, and this shit takes twice as long
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manager is making me do a fairly easy task with a coworker who is a worse programmer than i. so i have to explain everything to him, his feelings get hurt because he doesn't know very much and I'm the new guy, and this shit takes twice as long

Manager asked me today to "Make the font on our Facebook posts bigger". When I informed them that wasn't a choice in options they said "Well find a way".

Guess I'm reprogramming Facebook today.
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Manager asked me today to "Make the font on our Facebook posts bigger". When I informed them that wasn't a choice in options they said "Well find a way".

Guess I'm reprogramming Facebook today.

Just zoom their browser to 125%. DONE.
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Just zoom their browser to 125%. DONE.

Holy fuck genius.

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Just zoom their browser to 125%. DONE.

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Holy fuck genius.

BRB


This is how it plays in my head:

while sitting at manager's desk with boss looking, hold CTRL and flick the mousewheel upward and yell "BAM, bitch!"

Jump up quickly so the chair spins and while briskly walking away say "...I'll expect to see the raise on the next paycheck."





fake EDIT: then go update your Indeed profile
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This is how it plays in my head:

while sitting at manager's desk with boss looking, hold CTRL and flick the mousewheel upward and yell "BAM, bitch!"

Jump up quickly so the chair spins and while briskly walking away say "...I'll expect to see the raise on the next paycheck."





fake EDIT: then go update your Indeed profile

Trust me, I updated my Indeed profile a long time ago...
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Mike, i was considering moving to Vegas but I found out it could take up to 3 weeks to get approved to drive in another state. fuck that noise
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