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automotive stereotypes 2012

so auto[m]ay, I know you guys love to stereotype owners of certain types of vehicles but it's 2012 now..... how well do these stereotypes still hold up?

http://jalopnik.com/5884022/ten-auto...-die/gallery/1

are miata owners still s? no replacement for displacement? I require 500 HP for my dd to be worthwhile.

I noticed there are some stereotypes missing from the list, such as all civic and integra owners are ricers. Any thoughts?































sorry but BMW owners will forever be pricks

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Yes, Miata owners still take it in the tailpipe.
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Miata inc all mazdas - chick car
Old Nissan - I work at McD
New Nissan - shift manager at McD
Toyota - see honduh
Honda - my first and last car!
Dodge - Watch FOX news, gripe about mulatto president
Ford - best deal after cash for clunkers
Hyundai - gave up on life
Large truck - small man
Large SUV - large woman with kids
Small SUV - smaller woman with kids
Corvette - pushing 60, need illusion of fun
Any other Chevy - drive a rental car
Fiat - male driver - boyfriend bought it for me
MINI - see fiat

Anything with TruckNutz - Mine are itty bitty hazelnuts

Anything with stickers of own logo - desperately trying to convince myself i love it.

NRA stickers - I'm afraid of the world

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My list of stereotypes...

Volkswagen: "I smoke a ton of weed."
Volkswagen TDI: "Diesel is so much better. I really want to run biodiesel, but I smoke way too much weed to accomplish that."
Volkswagen Beetle: "Daddy bought me this when I got my license!"
Geo Metro: "Why isn't anyone else hypermiling? And why is everyone around me so aggressive, don't they know how wasteful they are?"
Land Rover: "Out of the way, you little ford driving fuck, I need to get my terrier to the groomer."
Camaro: "I'm fucking hammered man! Whoa, turn in the road!"
Volvo 240/740: "Man, tuition's so expensive! How will I ever pay off this degree in textile arts?"
Minivan: "The wife made me. Fuck my life."
Small/cheap car: "I hate driving, but I had to buy a car, so I bought this piece of crap. At least it's cute."
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Yes, Miata owners still take it in the tailpipe.

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My list of stereotypes...


Camaro: "I'm fucking hammered man! Whoa, turn in the road!"
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That is an exact portrayal of a friend of mine. Just before he wrecked his.
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My list of stereotypes...

Geo Metro: "Why isn't anyone else hypermiling? And why is everyone around me so aggressive, don't they know how wasteful they are?"

lol, that how I drive .. but not a geo metro
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Ford Econoline - sensible owners. sometimes has candy.
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well i don't watch TV though................................
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Prius: "I'm out of carrots, I better drive 45 minutes to the farmers market to buy some! Why does nobody else care about the environment like I do?"

hahahaha nice
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hahaha and chloroform

is it more wrong to molest kids of the same gender as you?
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