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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

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Old 01-25-2006, 01:08 PM malamute face is offline  
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Whizzleteets
I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
 
 
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no fault of yours, it's just been to long since i've had sex
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:09 PM Whizzleteets is offline  
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Fiah
Sinds ik als transseksuele prostituee bezig ben, heb ik mezelf eindelijk leren accepteren. PM me voo
 
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suggest some cool things to do once me and my gf get naked
Old 01-25-2006, 01:11 PM Fiah is offline  
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booga
 
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:11 PM booga is offline  
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Whizzleteets
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suggest some cool things to do once me and my gf get naked
shower sechs.
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:11 PM Whizzleteets is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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I was under the impression that no one was reading this thread
you don't read it, you live it
loolzx
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

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Old 01-25-2006, 01:15 PM malamute face is offline  
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Fiah
Sinds ik als transseksuele prostituee bezig ben, heb ik mezelf eindelijk leren accepteren. PM me voo
 
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shower sechs.
tried that, didn't work well

was hot tho
Old 01-25-2006, 01:17 PM Fiah is offline  
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superllamapoop
I <3 BLUESULTAN
 
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suggest some cool things to do once me and my gf get naked
invite me in and leave?

you can try reverse cowgirl, put her on her side and you in missionary position, one leg up and one leg down in missionary, you can pick her up and stand up and do it that way. need more? kama sutra.
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:18 PM superllamapoop is offline  
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superllamapoop
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tried that, didn't work well

was hot tho

how did it not work well?
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:19 PM superllamapoop is offline  
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booga
 
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you don't read it, you live it
loolzx

that's pretty deep

i think you jsut blewed my min=d
Old 01-25-2006, 01:19 PM booga is offline  
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Hoglysis
I want to lix0r thechix0r <3 Hoglysis
 
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LOL

That thing never fails to make me laugh

\(_o)/
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:19 PM Hoglysis is offline  
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Fiah
Sinds ik als transseksuele prostituee bezig ben, heb ik mezelf eindelijk leren accepteren. PM me voo
 
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invite me in and leave?

you can try reverse cowgirl, put her on her side and you in missionary position, one leg up and one leg down in missionary, you can pick her up and stand up and do it that way. need more? kama sutra.
reverse cowgirl hurts her

never tried fucking her sideways
Old 01-25-2006, 01:19 PM Fiah is offline  
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Hoglysis
I want to lix0r thechix0r <3 Hoglysis
 
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There are too many spam threads for me to keep up with. I suck at internets.
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elementBAM has two dads. Does this mean immaculate conception and the second coming? Armageddon just got sexy.
Old 01-25-2006, 01:20 PM Hoglysis is offline  
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Fiah
Sinds ik als transseksuele prostituee bezig ben, heb ik mezelf eindelijk leren accepteren. PM me voo
 
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how did it not work well?
we probably didn't try hard enough, or weren't horny enough
Old 01-25-2006, 01:20 PM Fiah is offline  
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booga
 
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LOL

That thing never fails to make me laugh

\(_o)/

\(_o)/

what the hell is it anyway
Old 01-25-2006, 01:21 PM booga is offline  
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