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say you gave your computer a glass of water cause you thought it was thirsty and now it wont work.

or.

Tell them you NEED to defrag your floppy from safe mode command prompt only.

Edit.: OMFG HACKERS ARE STEALING MY MEGAHURTZ!! PLZ HELP!11!1
Old 08-08-2005, 12:53 PM ElvisC is offline  
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ask them for google's URL
Old 08-08-2005, 12:54 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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ask them where the internet is stored so you can get some files you lost
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:55 PM Suicide King is offline  
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seriously, if you have any really good ideas, ill do it and post them..

the minesweeper one is next, i guess
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:55 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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The old "cupholder won't go back in" is always good for a mild keekle..
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:57 PM joemama is offline  
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ask them where the internet is stored so you can get some files you lost

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ask them where the internet is stored so you can get some files you lost

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Originally Posted by Niggalips
ask them where the internet is stored so you can get some files you lost

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ask them where the internet is stored so you can get some files you lost
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:57 PM Suicide King is offline  
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5. i was using kazaa to download child pornography and now when i see my desktop there is a picture of a man stretching his an0s
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:57 PM McGee is offline  
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Originally Posted by Niggalips
ask them where the internet is stored so you can get some files you lost

yes im doing that one now!

next?
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:57 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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seriously, if you have any really good ideas, ill do it and post them..

the minesweeper one is next, i guess

Tell them you're getting a lot of porn popups and you don't want your mom to find out. Tell them it is an emergency as she will be home in the next hour or so.
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:58 PM KNYTE is offline  
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5. i was using kazaa to download child pornography and now when i see my desktop there is a picture of a man stretching his an0s

no they'll trace my call and the police will show up at work
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:58 PM  (o)(o) is offline  
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Tell them that you computer isn't plugged into an outlet at all, and it boots up to something called Linux then say "is that the way you pronounce it?" Get it on mp3. They will probably ask if it's a laptop, say no, they may ask if it's on a power backup, say no! Ther are no cords hooked up to the back at all, how is this possible???
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:58 PM creedamd is offline  
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Tell them your CS hacks won't work or tell them someone stole your cloudsong through the internets.

D2 dupe hax won't work, map hack, blah blah blah...

stupid ebay questions are easy enough to think up.
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lol manpower.
slave labour.
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no they'll trace my call and the police will show up at work
use payphone at bus stop
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