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someone ask them for information about this web site: "http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=691767"
Old 11-09-2006, 01:15 PM Zypher is offline  
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FatCat > Will Sasso<br>You're entering a world of pain, Smokey. A world of pain.
 
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:18 PM FatCat4-9'er is offline  
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Mertous
 
Fucking at this entire thread. I'll do one if I can think of something funny
Old 11-09-2006, 01:23 PM Mertous is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: johnb
johnb: Welcome to ChaCha!
johnb: Hello
You: hi john
You: you don't mind me calling you john do you?
johnb: No
You: cool thanks john
You: it's just.... I feel in order to ask you about what I'm going to ask you about I have to have a bit of a ... you know - like a friendship connection
johnb: Explain search as stop morning glory
You: yes do you know what I mean by morning glory?
johnb: That is no problem. I think you are referring to the flag
johnb: in some respect
You: the flag?
You: you've lost me....
johnb: The American Flag is referred to as morning glory
You: oh right
You: no I'm sorry I don't mean that
You: it's slightly embarassing though
You: I'm presuming you are male john?
johnb: Explain
johnb: yes
You: ok cool
You: well you know when you wake up in the morning
You: like early in the morning
johnb: Continue, perhaps I can help you
You: and the wee guy has got up before you
You: that happens to me all the time
johnb: I wake up early
You: I want to stop that
You: I don't think you understand me so I'm going to be blunt
johnb: I can help you if you are referring to a medical condition
You: yes it might be a medical condition
johnb: ok.
You: basically every morning I wake up with a stiffy
You: I don't like it. my lover does but he's a bit of a sex pest you know
You: anyway I would like to stop that
johnb: These types of searches are beyond my expertise; I will refer yo to another.
johnb: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
johnb: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-09-2006, 01:32 PM Mertous is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:33 PM brouski is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go


ROFL
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:36 PM Jako is offline  
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I have to dress my dick up like celery so my lesbian butch of a gf will suck it.
 
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i wish i was creative
Old 11-09-2006, 01:36 PM odecom5 is offline  
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FatCat > Will Sasso<br>You're entering a world of pain, Smokey. A world of pain.
 
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Originally Posted by brouski View Post
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go

Fucking fantastic!
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:38 PM FatCat4-9'er is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TaraM
TaraM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TaraM: Hi, how are you?
You: I'm fine, thanks
TaraM: Are you looking for anything specific about West Philadelphia?
You: yes ma'am, I was looking for the playground where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
TaraM: Ok, so you are looking for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
You: Yeah, see, what happened was When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TaraM: LOL
TaraM: Because the license plate said Fresh, so I kind of linked the two together
You: SPOOKY.
You: K, gotta go



im serouis im crying here! actual tears of teh funnay!!!
Old 11-09-2006, 01:39 PM StarDeath13 is offline  
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im serouis im crying here! actual tears of teh funnay!!!
ok im still laughing......
Old 11-09-2006, 01:40 PM StarDeath13 is offline  
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FatCat > Will Sasso<br>You're entering a world of pain, Smokey. A world of pain.
 
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TaraM: So did the cab have dice in the mirror?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

These two lines are classic.
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:41 PM FatCat4-9'er is offline  
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ok im still laughing......


Me too And trying to think of something comical
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:42 PM Jako is offline  
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My Title was WAY too Long.
 
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:43 PM Seaweed is offline  
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Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferT
JenniferT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Jennifer
You: I just connected with johnb but he couldn't help me
JenniferT: Hello How are you?
You: he said he was going to refer me to someone else but then I wasn't speaking to anyone
JenniferT: OK well I will do my best.
You: I am very well thank you how are you?
JenniferT: How may I assist you stopping morning glory?
You: you have a very pretty name
JenniferT: I am doing well also thanks for asking.
JenniferT: Thank you.
You: oh yes sorry I digress. do you know what I mean by morning glory? because I don't think john really understood....
JenniferT: No I do not.
You: ok
You: um... it's a bit embarassing
You: I'm sorry if I embarass you
JenniferT: Oh ok
JenniferT: I know what you are talking about.
You: it is something that men get
JenniferT: I think.
You: in the morning
You: and it particularly happens to me - every day - and wakes me up all the time
JenniferT: Yes and thats adult rated content we are not able to assist you with that.
You: well it's more of a medical condition
You: but I'm too embarassed to go to my doctor about it
You: can you help me?
JenniferT: Its not a medical issue, it happens to all men.
JenniferT: Let me see.
You: but it doesn't happen to them every morning does it?
You: like EVERY morning
You: because it does with me
JenniferT: Maybe I can use techinal terms.
You: ok thank you
JenniferT: YES every morning.
You: even if you can't find a link - what would be your personal advice?
You: my friends said it doesn't happen to them
JenniferT: Sorry I can t give my personal advice, its against the policy here.
You: ok that's ok
You: you're a bit better at this than john was
JenniferT: There ya go.
You: have you found something?
JenniferT: Read up on that link it will tell you what you need to know.
You: I don't see a link
JenniferT: yes
You: where is the link?
JenniferT: Hmmm...It may be stuck when I close the call out it will come up.
You: ok cool
JenniferT: Have a nice day and goodluck with your problem.
JenniferT: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: has this turned you on jennifer?
JenniferT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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