General [M]ayhem

Go Back   General [M]ayhem > General Forums > Vault of [M]ayhem!
Register Members List Mark Forums Read [M]erchandise Calendar

 
 
Thread Tools
Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and señor Chavez is to a large
 
ITT: We tell poop disasters.

1) Farted
2) At work
3) It wasn't a fart
4) I go commando
5) ...
6) Profit?



Tell us stories
__________________
e6906f915ab5324f9f93424b9a2d0d18 [pornmay.com]
Old 03-14-2005, 09:06 AM Chavez is offline  
#1  

Advertisement [Remove Advertisement]

Insomniac
It's a lie, I sleep 23 hours a day.
 
1) Was surfing.
2) Needed poop.
3) Nearest toilet was 15 minutes' away.
4) Pooped in wetsuit.
5) ...
6) No profit.

Old 03-14-2005, 09:07 AM Insomniac is offline  
#2  

Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and señor Chavez is to a large
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Insomniac
1) Was surfing.
2) Needed poop.
3) Nearest toilet was 15 minutes' away.
4) Pooped in wetsuit.
5) ...
6) No profit.


__________________
e6906f915ab5324f9f93424b9a2d0d18 [pornmay.com]
Old 03-14-2005, 09:08 AM Chavez is offline  
#3  

Milkman
 
5) ...
__________________
CAKE
Old 03-14-2005, 09:08 AM Milkman is offline  
#4  

zitboy
MachTy
IDLE #MIDWEST.DLL ON GAMESURGE
 
zitboy's Avatar
 
__________________
Gen[M]ay Pro Audio Club
Old 03-14-2005, 09:08 AM zitboy is offline  
#5  

jizzypop
http://www.jizzypop.com
 
jizzypop's Avatar
 
1) was doing a hand stand...
2) ...
3) no profit
__________________
/sig
Old 03-14-2005, 09:08 AM jizzypop is offline  
#6  

Insomniac
It's a lie, I sleep 23 hours a day.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chavez

Indeed.

Luckily there were showers on the beach and no-one around, so I stripped and showered naked.
Old 03-14-2005, 09:09 AM Insomniac is offline  
#7  

creedamd
REMOVED LOOL
 
creedamd's Avatar
 
eww.. yall are nasty
__________________
All In.
Old 03-14-2005, 09:09 AM creedamd is offline  
#8  

Clyde
*beebeep*
Presenting Michael Knight as Lt. Mitch Buchannon, in a Musical by David Hasselhoff
 
Clyde's Avatar
 
A friend went to the bathroom during the movie in the theatre to take a dump. When he returned, it smelled like shit. So he went back to the bathroom and found that huge piece of crap in his pants that he must have someone overlooked before.

lovely.
Old 03-14-2005, 09:09 AM Clyde is offline  
#9  

Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and señor Chavez is to a large
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Insomniac
Indeed.

Luckily there were showers on the beach and no-one around, so I stripped and showered naked.


I did the same thing but lost my trunks in the ocean!

Sprinted to the car!

The beach was packed!
__________________
e6906f915ab5324f9f93424b9a2d0d18 [pornmay.com]
Old 03-14-2005, 09:10 AM Chavez is offline  
#10  

schzim
Likes it in the butt
 
1) Got upperdecked.
2) No profit.
__________________
battol
Old 03-14-2005, 09:10 AM schzim is offline  
#11  

Thantos
 


edit: google search for 'poop disaster'
__________________
Teachers definitely do not teach counter-strike.
Old 03-14-2005, 09:10 AM Thantos is offline  
#12  

Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and señor Chavez is to a large
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thantos


edit: google search for 'poop disaster'

__________________
e6906f915ab5324f9f93424b9a2d0d18 [pornmay.com]
Old 03-14-2005, 09:11 AM Chavez is offline  
#13  

Thantos
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chavez
doo eet!
__________________
Teachers definitely do not teach counter-strike.
Old 03-14-2005, 09:12 AM Thantos is offline  
#14  

Milkman
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by schzim
1) Got upperdecked.
2) No profit.

__________________
CAKE
Old 03-14-2005, 09:12 AM Milkman is offline  
#15  

 


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:25 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.