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mathlete
I'm the cheapest person on this planet, maybe the universe.
 
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Originally Posted by falanx
you don't mess with people's food, that's just wrong

i hope karma comes back and bites you in the ass 10 fold you waste of life

Come on, celebrities aren't people.
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:06 PM mathlete is offline  
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Coton Bitch
I boss people around and I get pwned, like the little mommys boy I am <3
 
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the guy is a C-level celeb though
Old 04-23-2006, 04:07 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
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My sisters cunt
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holy shit that's great!
Old 04-23-2006, 04:08 PM My sisters cunt is offline  
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marflord
Motherfucking cunt-shit douchebag cumsucking bitches
 
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You really are a piece of shit.
Someone link this thread to Mr. Posehn.
qft, he's probably a member anyway
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:08 PM marflord is offline  
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forwarded to big boy corp. HQ
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:11 PM WaterIsTasty is offline  
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Snitches get stitches.
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:12 PM djtrump is offline  
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OneWhoKnows
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Originally Posted by Im a Piece of sh!t
last night about 5 minutes before 1am when we close, a group of the most ridiculous looking people walked into big boy. I figured they were coming back from some kind of comic book / sci-fi convention and i was pissed because i'd have to work late.

i knew i recognized some of them, it turns out they were comedians coming back from filming something, i'm not sure what, i didnt directly talk to them. one of the dudes was the creepy mail guy from that show with david spade, just shoot me. another one of the guys plays spence from king of queens.

i figured it was probably the only chance i'd ever have in my life, so i had to take it. i spat in brian posehn's big boy burger.

he ate the whole thing.
Interesting.
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:15 PM OneWhoKnows is offline  
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Aww come on dude that guy is cool.

Come back when you've heated up Larry the Cable Guy's pancakes between your legs.
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:16 PM GhEttOrAiD is offline  
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marflord
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Aww come on dude that guy is cool.

Come back when you've heated up Larry the Cable Guy's pancakes between your legs.
now that would be worth something
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:17 PM marflord is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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i like that guy.
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:18 PM malamute face is offline  
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i like that guy.
qft
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:19 PM Serv0h is offline  
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architeuthis
 
, you do not work @ big boi and you did not spit in fat boys burg
Old 04-23-2006, 04:22 PM architeuthis is offline  
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malamute face
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qft
let's meet im a piece of shit at the flagpole
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:23 PM malamute face is offline  
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Blueballed fiend
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spence from king of queens is awsome!

i've seen his comedy too
Old 04-23-2006, 04:26 PM Blueballed fiend is offline  
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Serv0h
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let's meet im a piece of shit at the flagpole
Let's do it. You get the duct tape, I'll get the power drill
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