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But that's not his real hair. Why did they give him a toupe designed around his receding hairline? They should've brought it forward so he wouldn't look like The Tall Man from Phantasm:

maybe he's comfortable with his looks, as he should be seeing literally millions of women think he hot (as do i )

and i think the majority of you are retarded if you think he's a shitty actor
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:48 AM IcW@teR is offline  
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maybe he's comfortable with his looks, as he should be seeing literally millions of women think he hot (as do i )

and i think the majority of you are retarded if you think he's a shitty actor

I liked him in the following (and probably some others that i've missed):
Lord of War (2005)
The Weather Man (2005)
Matchstick Men (2003)
Face/Off (1997)
The Rock (1996)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

However, I will NEVER forgive him for this:
The Wicker Man (2006)
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I liked him in the following (and probably some others that i've missed):
Lord of War (2005)
The Weather Man (2005)
Matchstick Men (2003)
Face/Off (1997)
The Rock (1996)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

However, I will NEVER forgive him for this:
The Wicker Man (2006)

never seen nor do i know the story of "The Wicker Man" oh apparently he got johnny depp his first acting job so all the broads should just pucker up and kiss his ass
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Old 04-28-2007, 12:00 PM IcW@teR is offline  
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You would find him hot.
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Old 04-28-2007, 12:36 PM Mr. Greg is offline  
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I need some some funny text for this collage:
Old 04-28-2007, 10:45 PM MisterKinish is offline  
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I need some some funny text for this collage:

from his face it looks like hes gettin his weiner blown
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:01 PM Dick Van Patten is offline  
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:20 PM wreakhavoc is offline  
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Jessica Biel has one of the nicest bodies in Hollywood.

this hasn't been QFT'ed enough yet
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:22 PM domisi is offline  
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That hair makes him look similar to David Carradine.



I like Nicolas Cage as an actor, his manorisms are very suitable to a lot of roles... you say he acts the same in all his movies, but that is just his manorisms carrying over. Compared to eachother his acting still differs greatly between the sick/twisted bad guy of Castor Troy, the guy with a slightly wasted life with nothing left but his family as Memphis Raines and as a businessman who's only drive was his love for a single woman in Lord of War. You think he is an ugly/shitty actor but it seems that a majority of society disagress with you considering his track record of films.

Movies I liked that he was a part of: (just the ones I've seen)

The Weather Man
Lord of War
Matchstick Men
Gone in Sixty Seconds
Face/Off
Con Air
The Rock
Honeymoon in Vegas
Raising Arizona
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE THIS! I MUST FUCK JESSICA BIEL!!!!
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