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my left nostril is less blocked than my right one
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That is quite the interesting tale, my brother.
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I hate it when that happens. Feels so uneven. I plug the other nostril and blow hard through the clogged one but nothing happens. It's never snot, it's like a diverted septum or something. Or your sinuses just got all tight.
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Yes, a bullet CAN clear that clogged straight away. However, it is not recommended.
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maybe there's a peanut stuck up your nose from childhood and it's working its way out.

sometimes when i'm on the toilet i wonder if there's a huge old turd stuck up inside me that's just never going to come out or maybe one day it will burst forth in a slightly bloody but massively relieving splash.
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maybe there's a peanut stuck up your nose from childhood and it's working its way out.

sometimes when i'm on the toilet i wonder if there's a huge old turd stuck up inside me that's just never going to come out or maybe one day it will burst forth in a slightly bloody but massively relieving splash.

how can you shit and wonder at the same time? I'm fully immersed in the poop process
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maybe there's a peanut stuck up your nose from childhood and it's working its way out.

sometimes when i'm on the toilet i wonder if there's a huge old turd stuck up inside me that's just never going to come out or maybe one day it will burst forth in a slightly bloody but massively relieving splash.


More true than you are willing to believe. Ever try a prescription colon cleanse?
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maybe there's a peanut stuck up your nose from childhood and it's working its way out.

sometimes when i'm on the toilet i wonder if there's a huge old turd stuck up inside me that's just never going to come out or maybe one day it will burst forth in a slightly bloody but massively relieving splash.

well i did stick a button up my nose when i was 6. i don't think we ever found it
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Headed to the bathroom to lasso the hog. At work. Having my own shitter has it's perks.

Well, I share it with a zipper-head, but he doesn't get in until 8am.
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