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NightWolfe
 
dude it's only 3 days in .. there is a long painful road ahead .. and hopefully it will end with this thread in the vault ...

don't give up yet Dan .. just keep on fuckin .. you'll cum eventually .....





or have a heart attack ...
Old 04-06-2005, 02:33 PM NightWolfe is offline  
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dont let that stop you when the penis doesnt get up... then worry
Old 04-06-2005, 02:40 PM klopfenska is offline  
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This is going to be like Supersize me isn't it? Although it should definately be in video version
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Old 04-06-2005, 02:44 PM Zooy is offline  
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best thread ever!

Edit:

WAIT! If you can't cum, then wouldn't this make for some kick ass birth control? Both the men and women use it!

And you'll last longer!
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Old 04-06-2005, 02:53 PM ???? is offline  
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What's the point of sex if you can't come? It's not that pleasurable, and you can't reproduce -- thus rendering sex completely useless.
Old 04-06-2005, 03:00 PM dvq is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danvuquoc
What's the point of sex if you can't come? It's not that pleasurable, and you can't reproduce -- thus rendering sex completely useless.

so the female birth control does work for men too if you can't cum

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Old 04-06-2005, 04:30 PM welk is offline  
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:36 PM CG is offline  
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Want some Bon Bons?

Naw, but I want ice cream
Old 04-06-2005, 04:41 PM dvq is offline  
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moar! moar!

do some female orientated things, see if you like them better.
quick, ring dzbeag and talk to him about your friends.
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:47 PM GavinZac is offline  
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Old 04-06-2005, 04:57 PM fubarific_chick is offline  
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Hahah....this is gonna be great.
Old 04-06-2005, 05:04 PM Cashman is offline  
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UPDATE #3 - Wed April 06, 2005

No fancy post today with conditions. I'm too freaked out --

I had sex this morning, and I wasn't able to cum. I'm usually like a 3 minute man, and after 50 minutes, I still couldn't cum.
it is a birth control patch, isn't it?
Old 04-06-2005, 06:25 PM Tracertmister is offline  
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have you stuffed a tampon up your ass yet? That will complete the whole female cycle
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Old 04-06-2005, 08:23 PM f00ker is offline  
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Old 04-06-2005, 08:27 PM Kander77 is offline  
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This shit just keeps on delivering.
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