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Originally Posted by f00ker
have you stuffed a tampon up your ass yet? That will complete the whole female cycle
Will he blow up and die from that?

lol south park.

I love the method of updates.
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:43 PM djduquet is offline  

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OK, we need a 2nd test subject, and a control.

I'm willing to donate my body in the name of science to this project, but I will need some patches and an attractive female assistant.

Who wants to be the control?
Old 04-06-2005, 10:53 PM flshdncr is offline  

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dont let that stop you when the penis doesnt get up... then worry
dont even worry then - pop a viagra
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:10 PM Webber is offline  

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dont even worry then - pop a viagra
then you can really have fun with yourself..
Old 04-06-2005, 11:17 PM Tracertmister is offline  

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it is a birth control patch, isn't it?

Great thread.
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:17 PM Kidane is offline  

I call , just so I don't look stupid if it's untrue, later. But if it is...


This thread rocks. Updates are fucking awesome
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:26 PM Alistia is offline  

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Old 04-06-2005, 11:26 PM BlinkerFluid is offline  

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Old 04-06-2005, 11:41 PM VoodoochildBC is offline  

holy shit, what a thread


genmay needs more of this
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:45 PM CanuckDave is offline  

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Old 04-06-2005, 11:54 PM internetgirl who loves to fuck strangers is offline  

Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
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Originally Posted by ZainGray
Ok... so the girl had sex with you KNOWING you had a birth control patch on your ass? And don't tell me she didn't see it...

/edit How do you break that to her, anyways? 'Yeah, I put one that you paid for on to see whatll happen, haha isnt that funny?!' I mean, I hope it was that girl's patch. 'Where the fuck did you get THIS?! I dont wear patches!!!'

/edit2 I think that would be a worse scenario than the 'lipstick on the collar' thing...

She didn't think it was funny at first until she read this thread. Then she rolled her eyes and laughed her ass off.
Old 04-07-2005, 12:28 AM dvq is offline  

Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
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BTW, If anyone wants to put a birth control patch as my avatard, I'd sport it. Werd.
Old 04-07-2005, 12:28 AM dvq is offline  

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Old 04-07-2005, 01:14 AM CG is offline  

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Originally Posted by CanuckDave
holy shit, what a thread


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Old 04-07-2005, 01:19 AM click46 is offline  

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i am helping him keep his mind off things.
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