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Originally Posted by biggs
Dan for Mod!

...or VAULT, which ever happens first.
i dont think [m] needs another bitchy PMSing mod...and dan would the the bitch queen
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:00 PM wigglesworth is offline  
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i dont think [m] needs another bitchy PMSing mod...and dan would the the bitch queen
are you on the patch too? Stop bitching.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:01 PM biggs is offline  
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She said it should be fine; so keep going! See if eventually you can fill a whole bottle! Get one of those... milk extracting devices, whatever they're called. Then, make chocolate milk and drink it! Or just give it to an unsuspecting victim... Muahaha!
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:02 PM DrKenneth is offline  
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Wow, what a great thread, I don't know what I would do in your situation. Did the doctor really explain why you should stop immediately? Or was it just because it is a weird thing to do? I think that if there would be no irreversible damage I would keep it up just for fucks sake to see what happens, but if you are in danger of having your gonads destroyed I would stop, or at least freeze some sperm for procreation. Either way you deserve a vault for the efforts.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:08 PM BCS is offline  
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Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
 
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FINALE

After thinking it over for a bit, I've decided to stop this crazy experiment.

Reasons:
- This is not good for my health.
- I have already provided you with much comedic value.
- 500+ posts of nothing but "you're a fag", "you're awesome!", "ew", "LOL, OMG"
- What more will come from this?
a. I'm most likely NOT going to grow tits.
b. My penis is most likely not going to fall off.
- I'd like to cum again.

Thanks for reading guys, I hope this was as interesting for you as it was for me. I'll be a good ice breaker for me in the future, although a weird one.

I know there will be another 100 posts telling me I suck, but oh well, now you know who danvuquoc is.

Have a nice day.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:09 PM dvq is offline  
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EDIT: Mirrored the whole thing so that we can send it to others and share it with the world.


http://www.elephantdonkey.com/stuff/birthcontrol.html
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:10 PM darwin is offline  
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Can someone PLEASE valut this thread?
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:13 PM Legendary_Soldier is offline  
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:20 PM ArmorForSleep is offline  
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Quote:
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FINALE

- I'd like to cum again.

Thanks for reading guys, I hope this was as interesting for you as it was for me. I'll be a good ice breaker for me in the future, although a weird one.

I know there will be another 100 posts telling me I suck, but oh well, now you know who danvuquoc is.

Have a nice day.
Thank you, cum again.

It was a good experiment all in the name of science.

++ VALUT!
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:20 PM Manboobies is offline  
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dvq
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Quote:
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EDIT: Mirrored the whole thing so that we can send it to others and share it with the world.


http://www.elephantdonkey.com/stuff/birthcontrol.html

Hahaha, shit, um, I'd rather that didn't get distributed EVERYWHERE.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:21 PM dvq is offline  
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:24 PM Kv is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danvuquoc
FINALE

After thinking it over for a bit, I've decided to stop this crazy experiment.

Reasons:
- This is not good for my health.
- I have already provided you with much comedic value.
- 500+ posts of nothing but "you're a fag", "you're awesome!", "ew", "LOL, OMG"
- What more will come from this?
a. I'm most likely NOT going to grow tits.
b. My penis is most likely not going to fall off.
- I'd like to cum again.

Thanks for reading guys, I hope this was as interesting for you as it was for me. I'll be a good ice breaker for me in the future, although a weird one.

I know there will be another 100 posts telling me I suck, but oh well, now you know who danvuquoc is.

Have a nice day.
Nah. You were awesome to do this experiment for us.. Please do it again in the future
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:25 PM ViriiK is offline  
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Hahaha, shit, um, I'd rather that didn't get distributed EVERYWHERE.
Then you probably shouldn't have done it in the first place.

You made a public display of a male using a birth control patch. YOU SUCESSFULLY LACTATED. Do you know how hilarious/disgusting that is?

Your grandchildren need to see this on archive.org someday.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:29 PM darwin is offline  
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Then you probably shouldn't have done it in the first place.

You made a public display of a male using a birth control patch. YOU SUCESSFULLY LACTATED. Do you know how hilarious/disgusting that is?

Your grandchildren need to see this on archive.org someday.

LOL, I just hope my mom or brothers don't see it.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:30 PM dvq is offline  
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Your grandchildren need to see this on archive.org someday.

Grandchildren? How likely do you think that is now
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