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Does coffee help though? I thought that helped dehydrate you.

He should do exactly what precontest bodybuilders do. Start drinking pure soup broth, using boullion cubes and water, for days 6-4 out from the "show". Then eliminate sodium completely, take caffeine, and slowly limit water intake until the day of he's just down to an occasional sip to keep his sanity. That'll wring him out.

Preparation H and saran wrap all over his body will work, too
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Also hey Vendetta I recognize you, you sold me a couple shirts.
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He should do exactly what precontest bodybuilders do. Start drinking pure soup broth, using boullion cubes and water, for days 6-4 out from the "show". Then eliminate sodium completely, take caffeine, and slowly limit water intake until the day of he's just down to an occasional sip to keep his sanity. That'll wring him out.

Preparation H and saran wrap all over his body will work, too

Good god that sounds dangerous.

this is the reason I would never be willing to compete

I'd be too afraid
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Does coffee help though? I thought that helped dehydrate you.

Caffeinated beverages hydrate far more than the caffeine dehydrates. Pill form is where its at.

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They determined there was sufficient scientific evidence finding that caffeine-containing beverages do not increase 24-hour urine volume in healthy individuals compared to other beverages and that caffeinated beverages appear to contribute to the body's daily total water intake in amounts similar to that contributed by non-caffeinated beverages.
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the body develops a tolerance to caffeine after about three to five days of regular use – which greatly diminishes the weak diuretic effect of caffeine
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You might try anal cleansing in the future
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A ketogenic diet can get rid of a lot of water weight as well, but it takes a day or so to get your body into ketosis.
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