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Old 01-20-2003, 11:34 PM publiuspost is offline  
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In the produce cooler of a grocery store I used to work at. I was asst dairy/frozen manager, she was asst produce manager. Working shift from 6pm-3am week before thanksgiving in 2000.

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nobody has said 'in dah butt' yet..
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wow, that sure was a good story...
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wow, that sure was a good story...
Not a story. Happened at West HyVee store in Mason City, IA. They stored the beer in that cooler too.
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having sex while submerged in water is bad. you can really hurt the girl...

STORY TIME... (im going to change it around a bit, so, ... whatever)

anyway, i was at a friends house, and we were bored. so we were like 'yo, lets call up *friend* and then we can go somewhere'... so we called him up, and he was like 'yea, i was about to drop off my gf, and then i will come on over'... more than 2 hours later he shows up. we were like 'wtf took you so long?' he just had this weird expression on his face... anyway, here is what happened:

so, he and his gf were in the hot tub. thinks got going, etc. etc.. so they start at it. suddenly, he is 'stuck' inside of her. the water and everything created a 'seal' in which they were stuck to each other. being the gentleman he is, he decided to not hurt her, and they had to think of a way to fix the 'problem' (its all in which position you are in ). so, anyways, he had to wait till he.. got small again, while outside of the water, before they could get apart.

true story...
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having sex while submerged in water is bad. you can really hurt the girl...

STORY TIME... (im going to change it around a bit, so, ... whatever)

anyway, i was at a friends house, and we were bored. so we were like 'yo, lets call up *friend* and then we can go somewhere'... so we called him up, and he was like 'yea, i was about to drop off my gf, and then i will come on over'... more than 2 hours later he shows up. we were like 'wtf took you so long?' he just had this weird expression on his face... anyway, here is what happened:

so, he and his gf were in the hot tub. thinks got going, etc. etc.. so they start at it. suddenly, he is 'stuck' inside of her. the water and everything created a 'seal' in which they were stuck to each other. being the gentleman he is, he decided to not hurt her, and they had to think of a way to fix the 'problem' (its all in which position you are in ). so, anyways, he had to wait till he.. got small again, while outside of the water, before they could get apart.

true story...
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having sex while submerged in water is bad. you can really hurt the girl...

STORY TIME... (im going to change it around a bit, so, ... whatever)

anyway, i was at a friends house, and we were bored. so we were like 'yo, lets call up *friend* and then we can go somewhere'... so we called him up, and he was like 'yea, i was about to drop off my gf, and then i will come on over'... more than 2 hours later he shows up. we were like 'wtf took you so long?' he just had this weird expression on his face... anyway, here is what happened:

so, he and his gf were in the hot tub. thinks got going, etc. etc.. so they start at it. suddenly, he is 'stuck' inside of her. the water and everything created a 'seal' in which they were stuck to each other. being the gentleman he is, he decided to not hurt her, and they had to think of a way to fix the 'problem' (its all in which position you are in ). so, anyways, he had to wait till he.. got small again, while outside of the water, before they could get apart.

true story...
haha wtf? That has never happened, and I have had sex in hot tubs and pools many times...thank god that would suck!
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