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Have you had sex in your computer chair?

Heh my friend's were telling another friend of mine where he couldn't sit in my room (they have issues with sitting places i hav had sex) anyway they brought up my computer chair and I started thinking. I never really thought about having sex in my computer chair till it happened. So how many of you have done it with a female or male (i am not here to judge) other than yourself in a computer chair.
Old 01-23-2003, 06:19 PM Liquid_pjear is offline  
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Old 01-23-2003, 06:25 PM plot is offline  
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well, didn't have sex in the computer chair exactually, but it was in the iminidate error.. used as a prob to lean against... but since there are arms on the chair it makes it a little bit harder...
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Old 01-23-2003, 06:25 PM aylaNL4 is offline  
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in the iminidate error..

i think you ment area, not error, to much time on the computah for you, go outside for awhile

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Old 01-23-2003, 06:38 PM Dark is offline  
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I have a new one now, but I had 'broken in' my old desk chair.

I guess I'll have to work on that

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Old 01-23-2003, 07:09 PM plot is offline  
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No, i havent done it yet, but my BF and I plan to. Oh yeah
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Old 01-23-2003, 08:16 PM petitegoddess is offline  
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Old 01-23-2003, 08:29 PM Enygma is offline  
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Well, just a few questions...

1.) Do you have to have an orgasm?

2.) Does it have to be penetration?

3.) Can it be oral as well?

Well then....yes I have to all three
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Old 01-23-2003, 08:31 PM tmills001 is offline  
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Old 01-23-2003, 08:49 PM mind8field is offline  
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I've lost count of how many times I've fapped in my chair.
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Old 01-23-2003, 09:26 PM click46 is offline  
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No... I doubt my chair would handle it too well if I was to get married and try it this weekend either...
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