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i hope you make the appropriate tap dance sound effects


My balls do that when they're excited
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Vendetta
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Testify.



We need to A-frame this ho and then slap her until she understands how nice we are.


Bitches got to learn sometime.

Them bitches aint shit, it's time to put them in their place.
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Baloneyflaps.
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I am happy to have this chick post as many small webcam pictures as she wants as long as that zombie girl and spanxxx never ever ever ever post again.

She's, like...actually cute.



Spanxxx especially. She is worthless on every level.
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You're next
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My balls do that when they're excited

mine too
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you soooo wanna do it with her dont you
I was saving my lesbian virginity for Scarlett Johansson, but if she has a nice ass, we'll talk.
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Baloneyflaps.
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Well good evening to you, Miss August.
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Old 12-10-2008, 07:50 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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I'd tap you so hard you'd wish I had kept tapping you so hard.

unfortunately for you there are many studies that link welding to "reproductive issues"

however since i got out of the game im GTG
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mine too


I dare you to prove it
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I dare you to prove it

i'll show you my balls any day bby
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I was saving my lesbian virginity for Scarlett Johansson, but if she has a nice ass, we'll talk.


hey now

fat chicks need lovin too
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Baloneyflaps.
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I'll bite:



Que the jew-nose turkey neck stuff, but do not fuck with the stribed mohawk. it'll fucking watch you touch yourself at night


Did you lose a bet?
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i'll show you my balls any day bby

Well, you're quite the charmer, aren't you?
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Well, you're quite the charmer, aren't you?

yeah, it is a skill i have spent years perfecting.
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Old 12-10-2008, 07:56 PM sassymcassface is offline  
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hey now

fat chicks need lovin too
That's what lonely nerds are for!

If I'm going to sleep with a woman, she'd better be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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