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Old 12-05-2004, 09:50 PM creecher is offline  
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wow this is very good trickery



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Old 12-05-2004, 09:54 PM curdledvomit is offline  
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you should move this thread to AEC off topic once it gets going... that way there's no hoaxes in public view.

as soon as someone links to the thread google will find j00!

and we should have everyone use the power of hotmail to spread this shit, everyone does massive forewards on hotmail...
Old 12-05-2004, 10:02 PM mkcq is offline  
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Page 2 my ass


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Old 12-05-2004, 10:23 PM gg is offline  
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I'll pm you the address that I get some stupid forwards people send me.
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:32 PM Exhibit is offline  
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In recent news, Britney Spears has been rumored not to be pregnant, but to be inflicted with not only a genetic case of obesity, but cysts as the result of an std. These cysts cause the belly to appear to grow and swell, thus imitating pregnancy. The wedding with Kevin Federline was designed to deny any allegations of the disease until it could be cured

---something to work with---?
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:35 PM Krazed1 is offline  
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:35 PM gg is offline  
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Holy crap, 943 (Not sure how many are unique though, but probably 900+) emails from one chain letter.
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:43 PM Exhibit is offline  
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Internet chat services – The basis for most teenage depression

British researchers have reported that teenagers using internet chat services such as MSN Messenger and AOL instant messenger are at a higher risk of developing severe depression. American reports show that two out of three teens are logging into onto one of the internets every day to access these free services. Alan Buald has been teaching psychology at the University of Oxford for 14 years. Alan and his team of researchers have found that instant messaging services are often overlooked when diagnosing depression. The study shows that more and more teens are hiding in their bedrooms, chatting with instant messages rather than interacting face to face. Buald and his colleagues would like to warn the public of the dangers of instant messaging. Of the depressed teens surveyed almost 90% had masturbated at least 6 times a day over the course of the past 6 months. Alan attributes this increase in personal pleasure to the boredom that these teens experience while hiding behind the computer screens. Many of these teens said that pornography is one of the few things that helps ease their troubles. Unfortunately adult material is so readily available on the internets these days, Mr. Buald is very concerned that many other teens are falling into the internets’ addictive traps. Parents should make conscious efforts to monitor their children’s internet chatting habits and restrict them if needed.


meh, i started writing and then realized i didn't know where i was going with it.. but i'll post it anyways so someone can re-write it
Old 12-05-2004, 10:52 PM mkcq is offline  
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Oh that is so damn GOOD!

Also, it seems that people are swaying toward writing news articles, which I think are fucking hilarious. But maybe lean toward shorter in length pieces, with a bit more shock value? Like... [space reserved for suggestions]. Just an idea!
Old 12-05-2004, 11:14 PM bigandy839 is offline  
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Just give me ideas about what to write about. I can pretty much BS anything you give me or google it, but I just need more ideas.
I'm going exploring & taking photos tonight, will post them for you, and you can write stories to go with them?
Old 12-05-2004, 11:21 PM bigandy839 is offline  
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Also, it seems that people are swaying toward writing news articles, which I think are fucking hilarious. But maybe lean toward shorter in length pieces, with a bit more shock value? Like... [space reserved for suggestions]. Just an idea!
Well, we want a variety of styles of phony emails, so start thinking of new ones. Just remember to consider who your audience is, and what sort of stuff usually gets forwarded on endlessly, taking advantage of the rampant gullibility all along the chain.
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Old 12-05-2004, 11:23 PM gg is offline  
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A new government study has revealed that 3 in 5 children under 13 receive anywhere from ten to fifty pieces of pornographic email per month, and that eleven percent of all porn-related 'spam' messages are sent to underage youth. Authorites warn that parents should not allow children that young access to email, for their own protection.

An anonomous marketing representative of PMO productions, an adult video company said, "The fact is, the porn industry is determined to addict children to pornography while they are still under the legal age of adulthood, similar to the tobacco company's campaigns in the 70's and 80's."

Companies that provide E-mail services such as MSN, AOL, and Yahoo!, as well as local internet providers with similar services such as Verizon and Comcast all know of these tactics, yet have done little to alleviate the amount of underage childeren exposed to pornography.

In fact, AOL, dispite their recent ads showing parents relieved that AOL protects their children better than ever, a recent study showed that adult websites pay AOL tens of thousands of dollars per year to allow various messages through to users of all ages.

However, some parents have decided to take things a step farthur than the government's warning to keep children under thirteen away from e-mail.

"I couldn't believe it when I found my son's inbox had messages like one from "Charmaine Benitez". It's subject was "Would you send me a thank you card? " but inside were pictures and links to pornography." said Annette Bryson from Boulder, Colorado. "This kind of behavior is inexcusable even for large corporations, and to that end I have formed PAUPE - Parents Against Underage Pornography Exposure."

More information on PAUPE can be found at <fake mailing adress> or <website>.


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ok - so for this one to be done, someone needs to make a BS website. We could remove the mailing address, but yeah.

Who's good at web design who would wanna make MAVV 2.0
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Old 12-05-2004, 11:42 PM snow_bored is offline  
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If you want the story to be on snopes or anything it has to be extraordinary. I mean these stories are all good and such but not really worth debunking. We need something like a lady dieing after she gives bith to tiny crabs and whatnot.
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Could easily do a chop, make a nice story out of it. Believable too.
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