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sucka. the friend zone area sucks. ive been there many a time when all i want to do is stick my penor in them.

yeah, im not gonna bother seeing her again being friends with someone when all you wanna do is have sex with them always ends badly.
Old 01-25-2006, 06:11 AM Seaweed is offline  
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:11 AM Seaweed is offline  
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SwedishChef
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Good Morning Thread. I hope everyone who posts here today will get a piece of ass and a slice of cake.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:16 AM SwedishChef is offline  
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oh... and being married and having a kid isnt all its cracked up to be. sleep is better than sex now a days.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:17 AM HydroSqueegee is offline  
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Seaweed
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i bought a calculator off ebay last night whilst drunk for some reason
Old 01-25-2006, 06:17 AM Seaweed is offline  
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SwedishChef
I totally crave Whizzleteets' tube steak
 
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i bought a calculator off ebay last night whilst drunk for some reason

it better be scientific or else.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:19 AM SwedishChef is offline  
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Seaweed
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it better be scientific or else.
yeah, i still have no idea why i bought it tho
Old 01-25-2006, 06:19 AM Seaweed is offline  
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marflord
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yeah, i still have no idea why i bought it tho
To make chicks think you're smarter?
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:20 AM marflord is offline  
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Good Morning Thread. I hope everyone who posts here today will get a piece of ass and a slice of cake.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:20 AM Lynnakitty is offline  
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i got "lets just be friends" 'd last night

i shouldve fcuked her when i had the chance


I got that a couple years ago from this woman after we'd gone out a couple times... annoying as hell, but life went on. I told her I wasn't mad, just disappointed that she was making such a foolish choice and went about my way with wishes for her best of luck yackity smackity blah blah.


She actually made it a full 3 months before she called me wanting a fix. I've been turning her down repeatedly ever since... I remind her that we're 'friends'.


Silly women.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:20 AM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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SwedishChef
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yeah, i still have no idea why i bought it tho

likely the drunk state of mind caused that.

Hope your enjoy your math tool. If you don't use it for math you can convert it to be a naughty word display.
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Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha!

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Old 01-25-2006, 06:21 AM SwedishChef is offline  
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Seaweed
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I got that a couple years ago from this woman after we'd gone out a couple times... annoying as hell, but life went on. I told her I wasn't mad, just disappointed that she was making such a foolish choice and went about my way with wishes for her best of luck yackity smackity blah blah.


She actually made it a full 3 months before she called me wanting a fix. I've been turning her down repeatedly ever since... I remind her that we're 'friends'.


Silly women.

yeah i have no doubt she'll be back, they all come back muhahhaha. Just a little frustrating as it's the second girl in a row since my ex; time to sleep with one of her friends i think
Old 01-25-2006, 06:21 AM Seaweed is offline  
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I will happily volunteer as your piece of ass, and I will gladly come bearing said cake.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:23 AM SwedishChef is offline  
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Seaweed
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likely the drunk state of mind caused that.

Hope your enjoy your math tool. If you don't use it for math you can convert it to be a naughty word display.

Just checked my emails, turns out i got an email at 2am announcing i have a math exam next week and i need a calculator for it. Now im just wondering wtf my math tutor was doing emailing students at 2am.
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