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Don't forget to wear your seatbelts!

I got my head smashed in a car accident last weekend. Too bad it didn't kill me. My friend (ex-friend) was driving my precious jetta and he totalled it. I got skull fractures and he got a knee scrape . I have bad luck
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I fucking hate my house mate that goes behind my back to talk shit about me for his own fucking benefit.

I want to impale his face with a bat
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i wish drugs would solve my problems but so far it hasn't happened.
damn.
it's amazing the lies people tell themselves.

Drugs shouldn't be used as a tool man, keep the chin up and keep clean
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What the fuck is the point of writing fucking essays for college courses. Who the fuck cares about your opinion or what you write. They are just there to get a paycheck, like it even matters. Fuck this shit, I hate school.
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What the fuck is the point of writing fucking essays for college courses. Who the fuck cares about your opinion or what you write. They are just there to get a paycheck, like it even matters. Fuck this shit, I hate school.

God forbid that you learn how to synthesize information and write coherently in college.
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Fucking idiots - " first time offence is nothing we'll just get probation"

what type of logical thinking is that? are you fucking retarded, does a criminal record not bother you? do you not realize the problems that it'll cause?

"We can apply for a pardon after 7 years"

WTF, seriously thats almost as stupid as the first statement
does growing pot mean that much to you? for fuck sakes - enjoy your life
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Just a general thing...

I'm pissed that I have to waste so much time in college going through required classes designed around subjects that have absolutely nothing to do with my desired career field.
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I don't like how you say one thing (just to make me at ease) when you're really thinking the total opposite

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Goddammit people, use full words in the BC, save your internet lingo for the main forum.

edit: I also said it in main, but I'll say it here: Anytime a male uses "hehe" on the internet, he sounds like a raging queen.

Really? I just think "Beavis And Butthead."
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It's easier to smile when you don't give a shit.

So so true.
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Jesus Christ, why is my town so redneck. I cant find any fucking jobs in my career field and the people that live here are a bunch of Podunk backwoods toothless inbreeds.
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Sometimes I get pissed at myself for spending so much money on random video game shit. I know im going to look back 5 years from now, and realize how stupid that shit was. But should I? I mean..im a college student, so what else am I going to spend my money on besides video games and booze. Am I rite?
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I ended my first long term relationship yesterday. She was smiles in person when we exchanged stuff on neutral terms, but I know I broke her heart.

I had never met someone with so much misfortune, it was disheartening. The girl was sweet down to the core, but so many things in her life were nothing but pain to her, and it affected me. I can say with confidence though I left her better than I found her, and she is dealing with the people in her life a lot better than before, and that makes me feel good.

A tough peice of advice that applies is you can't save someone if they won't try to save themselves
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Ever meet a girl, who you know is the one?

I found one, and everything was great until a few days ago. I was prepared to marry her. She was perfect, no flaws, at all. Over the past few days, I've learned that she has 2 other boyfriends besides me, has been selling her body to her "friend", got pregnant with that friend, and aborted it.

Holy motherfucking Shit.
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