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either get rid of the cat, or just make your entire house a liter box :P
Old 09-12-2011, 08:15 PM MLloyd is offline  
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We had a very similar problem and after chasing all sorts of remedies and misc products, we ended up dosing her with prozac. She's not quite the same, but it stopped her spraying as well as aggression. My parents would never put down a healthy cat even with behavioral problems, and the last resort (drugs) is the only thing that's worked consistently.
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since this has been raised form the dead.

Cats generally start pissing all over the place because of two reasons. Usually both.

One, you aren't changing the box enough. When it gets filled they see other places.

Two, Stress. Bringing a new animal into the house will start that. especially if the box is ANYWHERE the new animal can get to it.

Put the litter box in a quiet place. where the other animals can NOT get to them, as a start

Also, you must have at least one litter box PER CAT, plus one extra.

You star with these issues, lower the stress and mess, and usually you will see a result almost immediately.
Old 11-02-2011, 06:59 AM gwiber is offline  
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can you put an electric (no sit) pad where the cat goes? a bit of negative reinforcement may get the cat on the right track.

also what kind of apartment do you live in which allows you to have so many animals
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I don't know will this help since it really does sound like a behavioral problem, but when my cat used to piss in unwanted places disciplining it helped. When it urinates on the carpet and you catch him in the act, shove his face into the urine. It's not a very nice thing to do, but that'll make him learn fast. Then again, I doubt this advice is really for you since it sounds like your cat is simply stressed out.

Also, my cat used to urinate in drawers (fuck that was a pain), but orange peels and vinegar kept him out. I don't know why, but I got that advice from someone and it worked.
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shoot it.
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shoot it.
im fairly convinced you're a sociopath
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shoot it.

You can't just shoot your cat. You need to come up with a unique recipe so you don't waste the meat! I prefer to have my cats teriyaki style, but you might want to do it like orange duck, or a nice barbecue. Maybe a roast cat with lemon pepper would be nice.

Seriously, though, you don't have someone in your family willing to pick up your cat for awhile, or someone to just take the cat in as their own? I guess you could just list it somewhere and hope for the best if the shelters aren't going to take it in. I assume you're living within your means if you're unable to find a pet friendly apt. somewhere nearby, and therefore unable to move.
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Surrender animals at shelters, are put on the "kill list" first. In many cases, if its during the week, they barely make it to the point you get out of the parking lot before being euthanized.
Old 01-02-2012, 01:23 PM gwiber is offline  
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Sell it to a Chinese restaurant. They will pay good money for cat.
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just piss on it every time you have to take a piss, it'll get the idea eventually.
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Old 01-02-2012, 10:07 PM Xcric is offline  
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September....of last year...

Yeah I'd say the cat is long dead and gone by now.
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September....of last year...

Yeah I'd say the cat is long dead and gone by now.

As opposed to September...of this year....in the future?
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As opposed to September...of this year....in the future?

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September....of last year...

Yeah I'd say the cat is long dead and gone by now.



fucking idiot.
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