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It needs to be someplace with nothing that an invading government would want. You want to pick some tiny nook somewhere far from anything important.

So nowhere near rice fields or General Tso's chicken farms.


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It needs to be someplace with nothing that an invading government would want. You want to pick some tiny nook somewhere far from anything important.

So nowhere near rice fields or General Tso's chicken farms.


The Mormon strategy? Utah's already taken.
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The Mormon strategy? Utah's already taken.

They've got salt and MSG flats. They're fucked.
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They've got salt and MSG flats. They're fucked.

In post-apocolptia, salt will be as good as gold.

It was thousands of years ago, and shall be again. It's a necessity to life.

He who controls the salt, controls the universe...
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They've got salt and MSG flats. They're fucked.

No - I wasn't kidding. They chose Utah (then Mexico) because Brigham Young figured that if the land was so shitty nobody would want to take it from them. He was partially right. nothing grows there naturally but he didn't account for people passing through. We'll I take that back, he did account for people passing through and had them regularly harassed, chased out of town, or slaughtered. We took care of that. Only if there were cameras to capture the look on their faces when the left the U.S. in search of the promise land only to end right back up in annex U.S. territory.
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In post-apocolptia, salt will be as good as gold.

It was thousands of years ago, and shall be again. It's a necessity to life.

He who controls the salt, controls the universe...

yes we will have a monopoly on the spice again...
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No - I wasn't kidding. They chose Utah (then Mexico) because Brigham Young figured that if the land was so shitty nobody would want to take it from them. He was partially right. nothing grows there naturally but he didn't account for people passing through. We'll I take that back, he did account for people passing through and had them regularly harassed, chased out of town, or slaughtered. We took care of that. Only if there were cameras to capture the look on their faces when the left the U.S. in search of the promise land only to end right back up in annex U.S. territory.

I didnt know that. Pretty cool info.
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Gearhead & I are formulating a plan to meet up in the event of a continental SHTF situation. It will of course change each time Uncle Sam moves me around until it happens. Hopefully I'll be in Washington when it does.
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Gearhead & I are formulating a plan to meet up in the event of a continental SHTF situation. It will of course change each time Uncle Sam moves me around until it happens. Hopefully I'll be in Washington when it does.


I'll pick up a set of maps and send you one out as per our discussion
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To me that sounds like a good idea too. But maybe not one national point but several regional points and also ways of communication with the others.

Because in the times of crisis it may be very hard to travel across country with limited fuel, vehicles and other resources.

If I can establish radio comm with Gearhead, then we should be able to all communicate and regroup
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How can you in good conscience encourage anyone to live in San Pornando Valley?

Good weather. Plenty of semi-rural area to camp/occupy. Ancestral homeland of the Chumash, Tataviam, and Tongvian Indians. Hot soccer mom and pornstar to procreate with. Lots of craftsmen, masons, carpenters, automotive, metal-workers, and the largest concentration of home building supply stores in the US.

Also, real nature is scary because there are a lot of lunatics like with assault weapons there. The Valley is an ideal place to start the new world again....
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Too high of a population base. It might be a good place to settle to after the initial re-group.

To be honest, I don't really care about the Chumash, Tataviam OR the Tongvian Indians.

What I care about is:

Population Base - I don't want a densely populated area, or an area that a lot of people will want to retreat to

Wild life - If there are too many people, then the natural resources will be depleted that much quicker

Mountains / Wooded Area - Seen the movie "Shooter"? Well, I'm going to a place where Bob Taggert lived. Out of the way from everybody where I can see people coming from miles away.

Real nature is where all the scary lunatics like and I will still be surviving while the cities aftershock into continual chaos.



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Texas is in the middle of the country, so you all should come here.
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Texas is in the middle of the country, so you all should come here.



are you smoking...

Its in the southern united states. How can you defend that its the "middle" of the country. Go look at a map.

Tooooo mannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy ppppeeeeeeeeeoooooooooppppppppllllllllleeeeeeeee....
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are you smoking...

Its in the southern united states. How can you defend that its the "middle" of the country. Go look at a map.

Tooooo mannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy ppppeeeeeeeeeoooooooooppppppppllllllllleeeeeeeee....

Shhhhh he's a marine, don't confuse him with geography
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