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i hope youre gonna be ok after this though...
Old 04-11-2005, 06:04 PM QWERTY is offline  

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Old 04-11-2005, 06:07 PM kakumei is offline  

Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
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Okay, I fixed the title for you

LOL, thanks!
Old 04-11-2005, 06:12 PM dvq is offline  

Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
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Originally Posted by liquidtrance123
QFT i see these being stolen fairly soon

I suppose I will do that later tonight.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:12 PM dvq is offline  

So liek yeah, i sent rancidpunk a song over gmail, the RIAA caught me, i went to jail, and all i got
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:13 PM NleahciM is offline  

w... t... f...
why the hell do you do that? Is being "popular" on the internet so important?

You might want to take a bit of testosterone to even things out ;p
Old 04-11-2005, 06:18 PM Strahd is offline  

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Old 04-11-2005, 06:21 PM seiferguy is offline  

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My older brothers nipples lactate. And he ISN'T on birth control Don't think there's too much to worry about
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:23 PM neonlights is offline  

Berticus and wigglesworth are my bitches. But im Pidge's Bitch.
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UPDATE #5 - Monday April 11, 2005

Jeeze, 2 updates in a day, content motherfuckers!

Doctor's Appointment:

I headed over to PeaceHealth St. Joseph Hospital today, LATE! I was taking a nap and I overslept and had 5 minutes to get to my appointment. Good thing it wasn't too busy today. Unfortunately this has to be one of the most humiliating things I've had to explain really. So here's what happened.

I got the the checkin desk and handed over my shitty GroupHealth card and filled out forms, and I actually had to do a preconsult with the lady at the desk. I tried to play it off like a stupid college thing... "Well I was dared by my room mates when I was drunk one night to put on the patch, and I've been sticking to it for 7 days so far, and I need to see a doctor." As she was typing she looked up and lowered her glasses and said "Patch?" I replied, "Yeah, you know... um, Ortha Evra -- birth control?" She nearly choked on the air she was breahing and went "oooookay". Told me to go sit down, and I heard her snickering to her coworker about it. SO FUCKING EMBARASSING.

So I waited 15 minutes to be called in BY A FUCKING SHORT BLONDE WOMAN. Introduced herself as a "Perntologist" or some shit, saying she specialized in pregnancies and said she understood I had a special case. So I had to go into an exam room and talk to her, explaining everything to a woman, ONCE again. She asked me two questions, first "WHY?" and second, "Do you still have it on?" I fumbled around for my answers. She told me that the lactating was because of the pregesterone and was rare -- but that it would go away within 2-3 days when I removed the patch. She even offered to take it off for me then and there! I told her no, it's okay, I'll remove it myself.

So there you go, short and sweet consult with a doctor. I wish it had been a guy who maybe would have been more understanding to the stupid shit guys do.

- Doctor Appointment
- Get humiliated by check in staff
- Get humiliated by doctor
- Doctor says I should stop immediately
- No permanent damage done within a week
- Did I mention humiliation?
- I'm keeping the patch on, maybe.
Old 04-11-2005, 06:28 PM dvq is offline  

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Originally Posted by danvuquoc
- I'm keeping the patch on, maybe.

Do it! please? I'm so curious to see how this ends
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:30 PM neonlights is offline  

Originally Posted by danvuquoc
- I'm keeping the patch on, maybe.
Oh my fucking god, if you take it off now you are NOT HARDCORE
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:32 PM Rupert is offline  

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Originally Posted by danvuquoc
UPDATE #5 - Monday April 11, 2005


- I'm keeping the patch on, maybe.
oh man, you are fucking awesome keep that fucking patch on!
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:33 PM Manboobies is offline  

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This is hysterical.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:35 PM apextual is offline  

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dan i demand that you come over right now and let me take off that patch.
then you spend the next few days here with a bottle and a funnel because i want milk for my cereal.
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Old 04-11-2005, 06:35 PM wigglesworth is offline  

Hey guys, my email address is!
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