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OP, this is the worst idea ever.
Old 02-01-2010, 08:30 PM Saxman924 is offline  
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Remember kids, in the academic world, all thoughts of normal life cease to exist. You can't have an ounce of fun in a university/college classroom. Serious Business. My father is a professor and my goal is to be one as well. Professors will have a problem with this because they are generally egotistical maniacs, as I expect to be as well, who think their teaching is the end all of the universe although it is very sub-par. Some are cool though, you have to just be respectful and stroke his dick/her vag a few times and they will do whatever you want. The idea sucks though.
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This idea will be great in a romanitic movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Aniston but not in real life...lol.
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something simple like a candle lit dinner that you cooked yourself. She knows it will be sincere and thoughtful and will remember it. I have this recipe for penne in a bacon tomato sauce that will not cost more than $20 and it amazing. If she likes sea food you could also make some cajun shrimp that is amazing with it.

and you know if you have a romantic dinner that you made when she is with her friends and they ask what you did for valentines day she won't hesitate to say how romantic and thoughtful you are.
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Remember kids, in the academic world, all thoughts of normal life cease to exist. You can't have an ounce of fun in a university/college classroom. Serious Business. My father is a professor and my goal is to be one as well. Professors will have a problem with this because they are generally egotistical maniacs, as I expect to be as well, who think their teaching is the end all of the universe although it is very sub-par. Some are cool though, you have to just be respectful and stroke his dick/her vag a few times and they will do whatever you want. The idea sucks though.

Right, looking out for the overall good of your class instead of indulging one fuckwit is egotistical.

Idiot.
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Remember kids, in the academic world, all thoughts of normal life cease to exist. You can't have an ounce of fun in a university/college classroom. Serious Business. My father is a professor and my goal is to be one as well. Professors will have a problem with this because they are generally egotistical maniacs, as I expect to be as well, who think their teaching is the end all of the universe although it is very sub-par. Some are cool though, you have to just be respectful and stroke his dick/her vag a few times and they will do whatever you want. The idea sucks though.

College is not high school. If you work out the maths, classes generally cost about 1-5 grand each. The professor's job is to teach the class, as it is what the students are paying for. The professor's job is not to entertain some valentines day request during his teaching period wasting valuable time. Alternatively, I don't pay huge amounts of money to go to class and see some Jr high taking place by people who don't give a shit about the disruption they are causing for every other student.
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Dick in a Box will do. Don't even wrap it, just use an old carboard box laying around and draw a heart on it.
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terrible idea. this is the first post ive made in months - i logged on especially to say dont do it
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The whole leaving it in the seat is kinda a nice surprise I would think. Take her out for some dinner or something and leave that on her seat in your car. Then say something corny like "watch your seat" when you open your car door for her, just something to make sure she doesn't actually sit on it.
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I like the idea of a surprise but it should be one that doesn't disrupt the class. Leave a small card on her chair that she can read privately. Affection shouldn't be a public event especially if there are jealous souls around.

That evening make her dinner from scratch, sip on a couple bottles of wine or whatever it is you guys like to drink, then put her ass to sleep if you know what I mean It's subtle but if she's a good girl she will appreciate the effort.
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