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Zit cures (bleh)

Alright...so I'm an old man now and I don't get zits very often. Last week my girlfriend kept saying I had a black head right above my lip...to me it looked like stubble, or maybe an ingrown hair or something. It was tiny.

Anyways...she offered to "get it" for me. A painful, rage induced few seconds later it now looks like I've got herpes. =_= My GF feels awful about it. It went from nothing to disgusting in about 2 minutes flat. People are staring at it. Anyone have any homemade tips? Ice or something? It's gross, I realize. It's pretty much just a scab now... but the sooner I can get rid of it, the sooner I can go out in public without people thinking I've got an STD.
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:37 PM Millions is offline  
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you just basically have to wait it out. put some neosporin on it at night but the more you pick the more it will get irritated and just stay there longer =(
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:30 PM Isuckatlife is offline  
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im pretty sure people dont think red bumps on your face is an std
Old 02-05-2010, 09:43 PM studioeschaton is offline  
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lol acne is not an std at all, nor do people think it is......

I have a case of acne, I try to use a benzyle peroxide 2 times daily. Change pillow sheet. Dont touch it, pick it, or anything!
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Guys, he's saying his broken skin looks like a cold sore since it's right above his lip. (Meaning herpes)

If she's destroyed the pimple, there's not much you can do about it other than let it heal.
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how did your gf "get it" for you?

Keep it clean, don't touch it with anything, and if it gets worse get to a doctor
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I love when people don't read threads.

Treat it like a scab. Neosporin or other healing agents + time + keep it clean = minimal gross time.
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Yeah just leave it alone. It was an in-grown hair because if you squeeze a blackhead, a maggot will come out.
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I love when people don't read threads.

Treat it like a scab. Neosporin or other healing agents + time + keep it clean = minimal gross time.

That's doing it. A couple people have called me on it though.
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That's doing it. A couple people have called me on it though.

Next time anyone calls you on it, give them a full kiss on the mouth. That'll end the questions.
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Never, EVER play with any area surrounding your lips.

Get some extra strength bacitracin on it and apply it every few hours.
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